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Bernard Matthews has died

Post  margaret on Fri 26 Nov - 11:50

That knocked the stuffing right out of me....

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Post  SteveT on Fri 26 Nov - 11:51

Margaret!

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Post  margaret on Fri 26 Nov - 11:56

SteveT wrote:Margaret!

Wait.....

I heard his fortune had dwindled and he was only leaving a poultry amount to his relatives.







(Actually he was a nice man in real life, l know people who knew him RIP turkey king, shame your employees had no repsect for the beautiful creatures. )

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Post  SteveT on Fri 26 Nov - 11:57

Sorry, but I think that joke is fowl.

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Post  docmac on Fri 26 Nov - 12:04

margaret wrote:
SteveT wrote:Margaret!

(Actually he was a nice man in real life, l know people who knew him RIP turkey king, shame your employees had no repsect for the beautiful creatures. )

Yes, shame on those employees. They treated the birds similarly to the lot who work for KFC. Good laughs from you and Steve though

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Post  margaret on Fri 26 Nov - 12:11

SteveT wrote:Sorry, but I think that joke is fowl.



Apparently they're freezing him and cremating him on Christmas Day. It'll be a bootiful ceremony.

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Post  zodiac on Fri 26 Nov - 12:29

Margaret -


I notice he died yesterday how apt the Turkey King dying on Thanksgiving (Turkey Day) Day 2010.

I could not eat any of those products

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Post  T4two on Fri 26 Nov - 16:39

Kate & Gerry were among the first to jump on the bandwagon ahem... offer their condolences. A family friend said, "Kate has been cold turkey several times, so she knows exactly how it feels."

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Post  AspieDistra on Fri 26 Nov - 16:42

It seems to me that this thread is inappropriate for the Maddie forum and once wonders why the OP made it.

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Post  margaret on Fri 26 Nov - 18:15

AspieDistra wrote:It seems to me that this thread is inappropriate for the Maddie forum and once wonders why the OP made it.

Calm down it's only news. If you don't like it you know where the back button is.

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Post  malena stool on Sun 28 Nov - 22:31

T4two wrote:Kate & Gerry were among the first to jump on the bandwagon ahem... offer their condolences. A family friend said, "Kate has been cold turkey several times, so she knows exactly how it feels."
I've only just seen this thread.......... what planet have I been on?????
Rep Point for the cold turkey...

On a more serious note. RIP Mr Matthews...


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Re: Bernard Matthews has died

Post  Badboy on Mon 29 Nov - 1:03

WASN'T ROBERT MURAT ONCE EMPLOYED BY BERNARD MATHEWS?

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