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Post  malena stool on Wed 7 Sep - 20:30

Question:

How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer?

Answer:

Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

BRITISH POLICE OFFICER'S Answer :

• Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
• Does the man look poor or oppressed?
• Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
• Could we run away?
• What does my wife think?
• What about the kids?
• Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
• What does the law say about this situation?
• Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
• Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
• Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
• Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
• If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
• Should I call 999?
• If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed when he falls over, knocks his head and kills himself?
• If I shoot him, and lose the court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home?

AUSTRALIAN OFFICER'S Answer:
• BANG!

AMERICAN OFFICER'S Answer:
• BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 'click'....
• Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Dad! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?'

WHAT DOES THIS STORY TELL US ABOUT THE STATE OF BRITAIN TODAY?
• WE CAN DO – NOTHING!
• WE CAN SAY – NOTHING!
• WE ARE NOTHING!
• OUR BRITISH WAY OF LIFE IS NO MORE – IT HAS DISINTEGRATED.
• WE CANNOT BE OURSELVES – AS WE USED TO BE – BEFORE BRUSSELS.
• WE HAVE BEEN PUT DOWN AND DROWNED BY HUMAN RIGHTS’ LEGISLATION SILLY LEGISLATION.
• WHITE IS BECOMING THE MINORITY – IN OUR OWN LAND.
• CHRISTIANITY IS BECOMING THE MINORITY – IN OUR OWN LAND
• WE WALK ON EGGSHELLS FOR FEAR OF OFFENDING OTHERS – IN OUR OWN LAND.
• THE GOOD, HONEST, UPRIGHT CITIZENS – HAVE NO RIGHTS
• THE BAD, DISHONEST COWARDS IN OUR SOCIETY – HAVE ALL THE RIGHTS.
• WHAT CAN WE DO? WHAT CAN WE DO? WHAT ARE WE TO DO?

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Post  mara thon on Wed 7 Sep - 21:00

sad but true, will it ever change? not in my lifetime.

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