Possible Theory of What Happened to Madeleine by "Guerra"

What I’ve heard is that Mr. Amaral was broke because he spent all his money on booze. So, to continue with his favourite vice without exerting himself too much, he employed a gang of gypsies to abduct Madeleine in order to sell her to a rich Australian couple. At the last moment the gypsies backed down, so Mr. Amaral decided to do it himself. He had studied the McCann couple for a long time and had a mask made for him that looked just like Mr. McCann. He put on the Gerry McCann mask and headed off to apartment 5A to snatch Madeleine. He tranquilized the twins and Madeleine with super strength Calpol. And before he took off with Madeleine he left the window open, a red herring. He was heading easterly when he was spotted by Jane Tanner. They were all confused because there were two Gerries at the same location. Mr. Amaral became disoriented he took off and when he finally had found his bearings he was spotted by Mr. Smith heading westerly with Madeleine. It was a hectic night but he managed to pull it off. He had left no evidence of an abductor. Madeleine was whisked away to Morocco and then taken to Barcelona where she was to be picked up by a Victoria Beckham lookalike. However, the deal fell through because the McCanns immediately released Madeleine’s picture to the public. It was too risky. So Madeleine was taken back to the Algarve and hidden in a dungeon in the Algarve badlands. All Mr. Amaral needed now was a way of incriminating the McCanns. He heard about Mr. Martin Grimes an English dog handler who was approaching retirement. Mr. Grimes also had a money problem because Eddie and Keela consumed a ton of salmon. Mr. Amaral contacted Mr. Grimes and they worked out a deal. Mr. Amaral promised Mr. Grimes a ten year supply of sardines, that were just as good as salmon, if Mr. Grimes would get his dogs to howl in the McCann apartment and at their vehicle. Mr.Grimes agreed. Mr. Amaral, just to be sure things would work out to plan, dragged dirty nappies around the McCann apartment and smeared the McCann vehicle with sea bass. Mr. Amaral later worked out a deal with the gypsies who sold Madeleine to American paedophiles. And the reason the papers know most of the story is because Mr. Amaral bragged about it.

Iris wrote:

Madeleine was whisked away to Morocco and then taken to Barcelona where she was to be picked up by a Victoria Beckham lookalike. However, the deal fell through because the McCanns immediately released Madeleine’s picture to the public. It was too risky. So Madeleine was taken back to the Algarve and hidden in a dungeon in the Algarve badlands.

Not Born Yesterday wrote:Iris: who or what is Guerra? I take it this is a spoof - though it can be hard to tell the difference between a spoof and the ramblings of people who support the McCanns.