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Post  pamalam on Thu 15 Mar - 14:02

Saturday 29th December
Advantage-Gez

I spent a lovely evening with Sukdeep, dining in his brother Vaj-rims new restaurant; ‘The Tight Hole of Calcutta’. It’s a fusion restaurant, namely con-fusion as some of the menu translations owe more to imagination than to palate.

I returned home to find my sweaty employers hard at it on the living room carpet. It seems they’ve been catching up on a bit of ‘love action’. Gez being 40-Love up on the Nintendo Wii Sports Tennis game as his wheelchaired wife struggled to return his fast action serve.

It’s not for me to say of course, but the man does seem, on occasion, to take himself a little bit too seriously. He'd only gone and got changed into his tennis gear and court shoes. “Advantage Gez”, I heard him mock as I smuggled Sukdeep into my living quarters.

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Post  pamalam on Thu 15 Mar - 14:03

Sunday 30th December
No rest for the naïve.

With everyone back home, (well not quite everyone) it looks like the New Years Eve party is back on. Her ladyshits out in the ‘Renault’ delivering invites for, get this, their Hollywood themed New Years Eve Party.

I’ve been told I’ve got to wear an appropriate costume, thank heavens I kept my Marylyn wig from way back. Aunty Phil’s already slaving over the ‘singer’ as she sews her secret costume.

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Diary of a 39 year old woman is a work of fiction, honest, its not real you know, pure fantasy, well maybe one character is real!


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Post  pamalam on Thu 15 Mar - 14:06

END OF DIARY

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Post  chrissie on Thu 15 Mar - 14:23

Pamalam, thanks so much for posting this

Will print it out and have a good read

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Post  wjk on Thu 15 Mar - 14:41

Thanks Pamalam.
Can't wait to start reading them again

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Post  dazedandconfused on Thu 15 Mar - 19:09

Thanks Pamalam. I've had a dip in but shall read properly at my leisure.

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Post  Trishy on Thu 15 Mar - 19:49

Between this Diary and Blacksmith's new post, I haven't laughed so much in a long, long time.
Thanks, Pamalam! You are wonderful.

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Post  Panda on Fri 16 Mar - 0:28




Thanks pamalam.....must admit there were some really clever Satirists posting on 3a's.


She will now be sojourning in the tranquil surroundings of her brother in laws rehab....erm I mean Health Spa Resort known as "Castle Crack", which as you know is just over the wee Scotish border."


This was discussed not so long ago and I think it was established Peter McCann who runs the Clinic is no relation to Gerry or John McCann.

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