Pat brown

TUESDAY, MAY 1, 2012
Criminal Profiling Topic of the Day: Hurray! The Madeleine McCann Case is Near to being Solved!

"[We are] seeking to bring closure to the case," Detective Chief Inspector Andy Redwood told the BBC. "I am satisfied that the systems and processes that we are bringing to this set of circumstances will give us the best opportunity to find those investigative opportunities that we can then present to our colleagues in Portugal."

And, clearly, those 195 new leads culled from a years worth of work by the Met's 37-man team should indeed inspire the Portuguese police to reopen the case and get to work following up these valuable clues (provided to me by an unnamed source) which surely will result in the recovery of a living Madeleine McCann who can then be united with her long-suffering parents whose own five-year-long investigation using private detectives and reportedly spending millions in donated money has been a miserable failure.

But, now it is hoped that 195 new clues unearthed by the stellar British law enforcement agency previously overlooked by the bumbling Portuguese police will now be further investigated by this incompetent bunch of tossers.

A Sampling of the  New Clues (provided to me by an unnamed source)

1. A Spanish woman saw a blonde child
2. An Italian woman saw a blond child
3. A Portuguese man saw a blond child
4. A British couple saw a blond child
5. A French couple saw a blond child
6. A Spanish woman heard a rumor
7. An Italian woman heard a rumor
8. A Portuguese man heard a rumor
9. A British couple heard a rumor
10. A French couple heard a rumor
11. A Spanish woman saw a creepy man
12. An Italian woman saw a creepy man
13. A Portuguese man saw a creepy man
14. A British couple saw a creepy man
15. A French couple saw a creepy man
16. A Spanish woman saw a creepy woman
17. An Italian woman saw a creepy woman
18. A Portuguese man saw a creepy woman
19. A British couple saw a creepy woman
20. A French couple saw a creepy woman

I am hoping the readers of this blog will see that there is much hope now that the case of missing Madeleine McCann will be reopened, quickly solved, and the child returned home to her family.

Cost of finding 185 totally useless clues? 3.2 million dollars of UK taxpayer money

Worth to the McCann media spin? Priceless 


 Criminal Profiler Pat Brown

Posted by Pat Brown at 8:47 AM  

lmao i was worried she had turned pro but now i get it lol

Nice one, Pat (If indeed it is you: Nice one, though,whoever authored it).

Its on her blog.....perhaps we could add to the list...

kitti wrote:Its on her blog.....perhaps we could add to the list...

An Irish Man saw a creepy man, but we are not allowed mention that clue

a poxy budleman was seen by many but theres been no sight of him since!!!

and of course there is spotty man and his lookalike

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1982330&page=2&page=2

mara thon wrote:and of course there is spotty man and his lookalike

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1982330&page=2&page=2

hmmmmmm could the spottyman be this one????? gotta love superted!!!

I think I'd go for the one on the above link Carly, the likeness is quite remarkable.

There's a lot of creepy people around in that small town! Sounds like something out of a Brian Rix farce!

AnnaEsse wrote:There's a lot of creepy people around in that small town! Sounds like something out of a Brian Rix farce!

Yes indeed. Strange how it felt so incredibly safe!

MaryB wrote:

AnnaEsse wrote:There's a lot of creepy people around in that small town! Sounds like something out of a Brian Rix farce!

Yes indeed. Strange how it felt so incredibly safe!

hmmmmmm if i thought there was poxy spotty man look alikes where i live id be worried!!!!

Some old boiler saw an egg man.

NOT one of my videos...

AnnaEsse wrote:There's a lot of creepy people around in that small town! Sounds like something out of a Brian Rix farce!

What amazes me is that they all booked their holidays to the same resort at the same time!!!! telepathy or what?