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Child Snatchers Tried To Take My Boy Like Maddie

Post  Guest on Wed 16 May - 9:12

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/251500/Child-snatchers-tried-to-take-my-boy-like-Maddie/

hahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's a 12 year old boy and looks nothing like Maddie!

And guess what - the daft bint waits until she leaves Turkey and gets back to Sunderland before she says anything.

And do you know why? Turkish police are very, very efficient. And very ruthless. They don't like timewasters and there would be none of this no-answering-questions rubbish.

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Post  Chris on Wed 16 May - 9:24

To be honest there is nothing in that story which demonstrates they had abduction in mind. Why would burglars/abductors still be ransacking the room if they simply wanted to remove the lad. Bearing in mind it was a hotel they would also need to get the boy past any other holidaymakers or staff still up and about.

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Post  almostgothic on Wed 16 May - 9:37

Oh I'm glad you brought this one over - I've just been reading it and laughing hysterically.
The story being told is so disjointed and illogical, you'd be forgiven for thinking that the family was still half-cut from an uproarious night-before.
Still, it has all the usual giveaway features - Brit-abroad woman of a certain age, didn't report it until much later.
It's all so ludicrous I just can't go on.

Except to say that if she's 47 then I'm 23 and I'm cancelling my facelift ...

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Post  James on Wed 16 May - 9:53

almostgothic wrote:

The story being told is so disjointed and illogical, you'd be forgiven for thinking that the family was still half-cut from an uproarious night-before.


Almostgothic, i think you have solved this one without the need to call in private detectives..

I almost chocked on my breakfast toast reading this.

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Post  Not Born Yesterday on Wed 16 May - 9:55

An over-indulgence of the juice of the grape springs to mind here. I suspect that this non-story will soon be regurgitated in all the other tabloids.

It's a good start to the day.


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Post  Alfiefinn on Wed 16 May - 9:58

almostgothic wrote:Oh I'm glad you brought this one over - I've just been reading it and laughing hysterically.
The story being told is so disjointed and illogical, you'd be forgiven for thinking that the family was still half-cut from an uproarious night-before.
Still, it has all the usual giveaway features - Brit-abroad woman of a certain age, didn't report it until much later.
It's all so ludicrous I just can't go on.

Except to say that if she's 47 then I'm 23 and I'm cancelling my facelift ...

There's possibly a whole mini army of them - ladies of a 'certain' age, hired by TeamMcCann, about to hit the continent any time soon.

They arrive by air (they would parachute in incognito, but their hips and knees can't take it).

They will then have a little map, and a little list of instructions:

* Find most unlikely location, one proviso, it MUST be 'abroad'.

* Include a child (any age from 5 to 17 will do, also, girl or boy, it doesn't matter).

* Concoct ridiculous attempted crime scenario - an attempted theft becomes attempted abduction, likewise, a swarthy foreigner holding onto the change for the beach donkey ride becomes an an attempted 'snatch' of a child.

* Go home, watch Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women for three weeks.

* Report incident directly to TeamMcCann ( so they can trumpet the terrible news from abroad) and the Daily Star and Sun. Don't bother with the police. They've probably had enough of you reporting your neighbours over the last five hundred years.

There you go - it's the patented formula for the hormonally challenge. Coming to a 'foreign' resort near you this this Summer.

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Post  margaret on Wed 16 May - 10:02

Cameron was sharing a room with his grandmother, who was awoken at about 1.30am.

Diane said: “She saw a woman in the room and realised Cameron wasn’t in his bed. He’d been forced out and was stood outside the door of the room in his boxer shorts. When we woke up and saw what was happening, they must have just run off.”

What on earth does 'forced out' mean? I like the way they claimed it was a 'copy of the Madeleine McCann abduction' when the lock was dismantled, and it's a boy and he wasn't even abducted. Sounds more like an attempted robbery to me - if it even happened.

I love the way she claimed her son was 'traumatised' but they didn't report it until they came home, oh please!

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Post  James on Wed 16 May - 10:05

Alfiefinn - i nearly choked on the story reading at breakfast, then I read your post and my health was in serious danger.

you should desist from such posts for the health of forum members. you can break blood vessels laughing you know.

Anyone know the 'going rate' from a tabloid for an 'exclusive' abduction story?

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Re: Child Snatchers Tried To Take My Boy Like Maddie

Post  marxman on Wed 16 May - 10:33

What utter rubbish...But the worry is that
every story with any hint of any wrong-doing
is being used to promote the 'Maddie being
abducted' as a fact within the minds of the
readership. Mind control.

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Re: Child Snatchers Tried To Take My Boy Like Maddie

Post  almostgothic on Wed 16 May - 10:40

Also here:

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/kidnappers-tried-to-snatch-sunderland-boy-from-turkish-resort-1-4547922

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Post  Justiceforallkids on Wed 16 May - 10:45

lmao this is getting more and more hilarious everyday!!!!!!

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Re: Child Snatchers Tried To Take My Boy Like Maddie

Post  tanszi on Wed 16 May - 11:55

thank god they didnt take the grandmother thinking she was a young girl, or wake her up. Was she hard of hearing didnt she hear her grandson being bundled out of the room. did he cry out and shout to his Gran. The doctor s diagnosed dehydration for that poor boy not shock. Why is his photo in the paper, i didnt think photos of minor's were allowed in papers these days. jimo

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Re: Child Snatchers Tried To Take My Boy Like Maddie

Post  mara thon on Wed 16 May - 12:58

The article reads more as if the "burglers" pushed the boy out of the room so he couldn't get a good look at them or what they were doing. Not for one second do I believe they were trying to kidnap him, if that was their aim they would have been off with him and gone, not left him standing in the corridor. Just another load of over hyped rubbish.

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