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Rules and regulations for 'socks'

Post  kitti on Thu 9 Aug - 14:48

THE MCCANN MEDIA ONLINE HANDBOOK

It is encumbent on all employed members to follow the following rules,whilst we are hard at work stopping all other media outlets from publishing anything other than Kate n Gerry's version of events.
Whilst we are able to get celebrities and politicians to make quotes and we are able to gag media outlets and use injunctions to block anything we disagree with,we cannot yet fully control the internet.
This is where paid shift workers under the guise of ordinary members of the public can bring great pressure to bear,there will be group leaders to report to on each shift,liaising with your group leader is important so we can cover every post on the subject of Maddie.
Here are some simple rules that must be followed whenever possible.

1.When commencing your shift your team leader will advise which thread to watch and attack,Twitter,Facebook.Blogs or YouTube.

2.Cast doubt on any subject by using some key phrases NO PROOF,NO EVIDENCE,DOGS ARE UNRELIABLE,SHOW ME THE LINK etc,we will guide you to a linking article that we have set up to try and confuse matters.

3.If you find yourself up against someone who is not responding to the created confusion,start adding insults onto your argument.

4.If this does not work accuse them of all and any disgusting offences you can think of,paedophillia,hate crime,stalking and ghoulish behaviouir are recommended.

5.Should an AGITATOR become persistent then we will arrange for a mass attack in an effort to stop them posting.

6.Our dedicated team will try to hack profiles as they are too dim to use false names,under no circumstances should you use your own.

7.A good operative should be able to post on many forums under many different ID's these are known as "Socks".The most successful "Socks" have the best chance of getting promoted to team leaders.

8.NEVER mention Maddie unless you can help it'it's not about her it's about Kate n Gerry,the POOR PARENTS is a good phrase.

9.We will give you a topic of the day with lots of unsubstantiated facts ranging from DOGS,POLICE,AMARAL to FORENSICS,OPERATION GRANGE and NOT ABANDONED.

10.At all times make sure you regularly post up the sites given to you so we can get DONATIONS in,this thing does not run on love and kisses!

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Re: Rules and regulations for 'socks'

Post  Not Born Yesterday on Thu 9 Aug - 14:58



I like it - where did it originate?

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Re: Rules and regulations for 'socks'

Post  kitti on Thu 9 Aug - 16:15

I found it on facebook and yes it is good and so true.

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Post  Lioned on Thu 9 Aug - 16:23

I think the mccann 'socks' have not been too active recently.I have a theory that gerry has run off with rosiepoops and they're all licking their wounds wondering what to do now as 'clearasil' kate is clearly not up to the job on her own.

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Re: Rules and regulations for 'socks'

Post  kitti on Thu 9 Aug - 17:07

Justine 'sock' Spencer jumped ship but off course Justine Spencer might also be Pamela 'sock' gurney.

Perhaps other 'socks' are waiting in the wings to be promoted to 'chief sock' or 'sock leader' or even 'commander in sock'.....who knows.


Rosiepops was 'sockertary' I think .

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Re: Rules and regulations for 'socks'

Post  Oldartform on Thu 9 Aug - 22:32

Luv it

Someone`s well and truly got them weighed up.


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Post  wjk on Thu 9 Aug - 22:40

Spot on!

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