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Post  Lioned on Sat 18 May - 16:10

Breaking News...

Scotland Yard Chief Inspector Haggis Campbell has confirmed that amongst the countless new leads they have discovered during their exhaustive search of the file they have been looking at is the possibility that jimmy saville may have been involved in the Abduction and careful fostering of Madeleine Mccann.Campbell is hopeful that new forensic analysis of his pension fund will enable him to retire soon and hand over to nearly an Inspector Redwood.
Andy (nearly an Inspector) Redwood said this is a really positive step forward and completely justifies the not very much £££'s we have spent visiting the Algarve.
"We are aware that saville is dead though he may be alive" redwood went on to say that saville's profile fits perfectly that of the 'suspect' who it is thought is extraordinarily ugly but otherwise has no facial features other than lots of spots.
Spokestwit for the mccanns Clarence Mitchell said this has given kate and gerry great encouragement kate has never been so excited (but thats another story).

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Post  cass on Sat 18 May - 16:22

Lioned wrote:Breaking News...

Scotland Yard Chief Inspector Haggis Campbell has confirmed that amongst the countless new leads they have discovered during their exhaustive search of the file they have been looking at is the possibility that jimmy saville may have been involved in the Abduction and careful fostering of Madeleine Mccann.Campbell is hopeful that new forensic analysis of his pension fund will enable him to retire soon and hand over to nearly an Inspector Redwood.
Andy (nearly an Inspector) Redwood said this is a really positive step forward and completely justifies the not very much £££'s we have spent visiting the Algarve.
"We are aware that saville is dead though he may be alive" redwood went on to say that saville's profile fits perfectly that of the 'suspect' who it is thought is extraordinarily ugly but otherwise has no facial features other than lots of spots.
Spokestwit for the mccanns Clarence Mitchell said this has given kate and gerry great encouragement kate has never been so excited (but thats another story).
hey we are laughing -- dont give them ideas

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Post  jeanmonroe on Sat 18 May - 16:32

EXCLUSIVE!
Marty Front arrested outside apartment used by the McCans!
Jon Korner, who was secretly filming, from behind the bushes, that overlook the McCans apartment said 'yep, i'm sure it's the 'abductor' returning to the scene of his crime.He has obviously had a hair transplant, since when he was recognised as eggman, but that is definitely him. Kate told me that he has been seen in PDL over the years, but this is the first time we have been able to get him on film. i will be handing over all this new evidence to that SY defective who is filming me in the bushes, like a dirty old man, over there by the Ocean Club entrance'

Wow! who'd have thought that Fronty was the 'abductor' all along!

Kate said that any money received from J Korners exclusive would be used for the continuing search for a top class villa in Northern Cyprus.

The McCans spokesman added 'this is the biggest break through we, er they, have had since the incompetent PJ lined up all the previous eggman suspects, tapped them all on the head with a spoon to see which one would crack first'

More to follow............................


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Post  wjk on Sat 18 May - 16:46

Excellent!

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Post  Lioned on Sat 18 May - 18:29

Andy (i'm just doing as i'm told/not very good inspector) Redwood went on to say that "we are working on the presumption that saville may have had keys to the church (assuming their was an extra set as darling katie had the others we know about).well that stupid tory Curry gave him keys to Broadmoor so you never know do you ?"

David Cameron was unavailable to comment as the whole thing is getting on his nerves !

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Post  almostgothic on Sat 18 May - 19:05

Shock Horror Scoop!
Operation Strange announced the arrest of another eggman today, revealed as ex-international game show host Stuart Maul.
Maul (103) first tried to shift the blame on to his erstwhile co-presenter Teddie Swearing, but was thwarted when the late Doris Stokes came forward to confirm that Mr Swearing had passed over before 2007.
He was forced to admit that he was in the area at the time, but was dressed as a boiled egg whilst rehearsing for his new poultry-related game show It's a Cockout. It appears that his eggy soldiers put him in the frame, and as he was led away he snarled at them: "You're toast!"

Four charges have been laid against him. It would have been three, but the police played their joker.
He will appear at the Chicken Supreme Court next week.

A sauce close to the McCanns' breakfast bar commented: "Good news! He's certainly saved their bacon and no mistake!"





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Post  Lioned on Sat 18 May - 20:49

Excellent,i can feel a Andy (i'm a pretty useless investigator) Redwood 'Burger Van' moment coming on.

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Post  weissnicht on Sun 19 May - 17:46

Lioned wrote:Breaking News...

Scotland Yard Chief Inspector Haggis Campbell has confirmed that amongst the countless new leads they have discovered during their exhaustive search of the file they have been looking at is the possibility that jimmy saville may have been involved in the Abduction and careful fostering of Madeleine Mccann.Campbell is hopeful that new forensic analysis of his pension fund will enable him to retire soon and hand over to nearly an Inspector Redwood.
Andy (nearly an Inspector) Redwood said this is a really positive step forward and completely justifies the not very much £££'s we have spent visiting the Algarve.
"We are aware that saville is dead though he may be alive" redwood went on to say that saville's profile fits perfectly that of the 'suspect' who it is thought is extraordinarily ugly but otherwise has no facial features other than lots of spots.
Spokestwit for the mccanns Clarence Mitchell said this has given kate and gerry great encouragement kate has never been so excited (but thats another story).
We have heard and read so many ludicrous stories in UK press/media. That even this sounds real story from McMedia

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Post  tanszi on Sun 19 May - 18:00

I love Operation Strange.

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Post  comperedna on Mon 20 May - 12:22

I love all the above... and its no dafter than what we have in the real world...

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Post  chrissie on Mon 20 May - 12:33

Lioned I love spokestwit

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Post  Lioned on Mon 20 May - 15:06

I hereby christen clarry....... "Clarence the cross eyed Spokestwit" I am currently awaiting further developments and a possible serialisation in the DE from the kind hearted couple who nearly went to Maddie's rescue.I wonder if they found it odd that the doors were left open or if that is just the norm. Operation Strange is very apt as well.

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