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Post  Lioned on Sat 14 Dec - 23:30

Well after tonight anyway so i thought i would get in early.Anyone else think of something worthwhile please add it to the list.

Dear Santa.      For Christmas i would like....

Everyone to stop moaning about Nigella snorting coke and for you to provide some shoes for those poor little Syrian refugee kids who live in those awful refugee camps in tents where it is currently snowing and they have to run around bare foot in the snow while their mums melt snow in a bucket to make them a drink and meanwhile all they hope for is to some how get back to their war torn country .
No Ipads or Xboxs for them please,just a pair of warm socks and shoes would be nice.

Thanks Santa.


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Still 10 sleeps !

Post  Lioned on Sun 15 Dec - 21:03

Dear Santa...

For Christmas please could you arrange for Boris to get a proper hair cut and start acting like a man in charge of the greatest city in the World.And get him to tidy up the dirty bodies littering the pavements in Marble Arch.

Oh yes and while your on your travels around the World in your sleigh you might want to collect up all the lost children and return them safe and well to their families,just a thought !


Thanks Santa

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Post  mara thon on Sun 15 Dec - 21:08

Those are really nice requests Lioned. I think I will ask Santa to give warm jackets and food to all the poor abandoned dogs and cats who have no homes and nobody to love and take care of them.

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Post  Lioned on Sun 15 Dec - 21:19

Yes,Santa must remember all the Animals that have no families to enjoy Christmas with as well.

I have some little God Children from my Neice who love helping at our local Animal rescue centre and they are all going there on boxing day to give the Animals their presents.  

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Post  mara thon on Mon 16 Dec - 0:00

That is really nice of them Lioned, I'm sure the dogs will be very happy.

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Post  kitti on Mon 16 Dec - 3:23

Dear Santa.


Could you arrange for all the spoilt brats in the school I work at to go visit, for just one hour, a homeless hostel that gives them a hot meal and a bed for just one night a year perhaps then they will stop moaning about how mummy and daddy got them the wrong iPhone or iPad for Christmas and realise just how spoilt and ungrateful they really are.

Thank you .

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Post  kitti on Mon 16 Dec - 3:26

p.s. Santa


Could you also arrange for the foundation manager to get a brain transplant and to not walk past me with her bloody snooty nose stuck up in the air like I'm not worthy to be in HER 'space'.


Thanks again.

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Post  Lioned on Mon 16 Dec - 22:46

Dear Santa.

Please could you catch the horrible oiks who pushed over our village Christmas tree and give them a slap.

Also it would be nice if you could arrange for me to win the Euro lottery this weekend so i can afford to pay my gas bill.   


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8 more sleeps

Post  Lioned on Tue 17 Dec - 22:13

Dear Santa

Please could you arrange to get some of 'gordon browns' gold back and put it back in the coffers so successive stupid governments don't have to keep telling us to work longer before we retire.


Also i would like a new exhaust system for my car please preferably a stainless steel one then i wont have to ask you again next year.


Thanks Santa.


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Post  cherry1 on Tue 17 Dec - 23:37

Arsenal to win the Premiership would be nice!



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Post  Lioned on Wed 18 Dec - 11:16

cherry1 wrote:Arsenal to win the Premiership would be nice!



Thats too much to ask Santa for.   .

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Post  cherry1 on Wed 18 Dec - 21:11

Now now this is the season of goodwill, I think that would be easy for Santa to deliver   

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Post  Lioned on Wed 18 Dec - 22:08

Dear Santa

It would be quite good if you could give the Indian Government a book on how to build a decent sewage system
So their children can go to the toilet and not grow up stunted and deceased.

More than half of India’s population — over 600 million people — do not use a toilet because sanitation is inaccessible or unaffordable. At the same time 61.7 million Indian children are stunted, the highest prevalence in the world.

The atrocious hygiene that results from widespread lack of sanitation is made worse by the density of the population. With large numbers of people openly defecating, fecal-oral-transmitted infections are common, leading to diarrhea, with such diseases draining growing children of vital nutrients. Growing up in environments teeming with fecal pathogens has a permanently debilitating effect, experts say. Over time, a large buildup of fecal germs in the body can also manifest as severe intestinal diseases.

Rather than worrying about joining the space race they could then have nice clean and healthy kids.

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Post  Lioned on Thu 19 Dec - 16:54

Dear Santa

It might be nice if you could bring all the troops home from the pointless war in Afghanistan as Cameron says the 'objectives' have been achieved (funny that cos Bush said the same in 2003).
Anyway the Opium trade is booming and the Taliban and insurgents regroup whenever they feel like it and the extraordinarily well trained (sic) Afghan army can't be arsed and spend most of their time 'on the sick'.
So little point in keeping the troops away from their families at Christmas and having more limbs blown off.

Thanks Santa.

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Post  cherry1 on Thu 19 Dec - 16:55

Dear Santa

It would be nice if the government could stop demonising people who are on benefits, and stop forcing those who are sick and mentally ill into work when they are not well enough to work and they are committing suicide cos benefits taken off them.

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Post  Lioned on Thu 19 Dec - 17:13

Quite right.

And while your at it please get the uninformed idiots who keep slagging off British workers and British kids to stfu.

Our captains of industry and Mayor of London and certain members of Parliament and Prime minister Cameron,and everyone else who knows anything about it,should be 'bigging up' the British workforce and in particular our youngsters who work hard to get an education and then leave school and want to work just the same as any others.
So before you open your gob and slag off British workers for not working when immigrants work so hard for peanuts doing any shitty job you give them,please engage your brain first.

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Post  Lioned on Fri 20 Dec - 16:37

Dear Santa...

For my main (Big) Christmas present could you please arrange for Ann Hegerty to come to lunch.Nigella has already agreed to provide the party food so it should be fun.

  

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Post  fuzeta on Fri 20 Dec - 22:07

Would Santa please get the three quarters of my  husband's private pension out of Gordon Brown's pocket and return it to my beloved on Christmas morning.  That would make a lovely Christmas present  

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Post  Lioned on Fri 20 Dec - 23:55

I think thats a very fair and reasonable request if you have worked hard all your life to get a pension .


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Post  fuzeta on Sat 21 Dec - 17:46

Thank you Lioned I think that is a very fair request too. Come on Santa, work your magic please

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Post  Lioned on Sat 21 Dec - 21:41

Dear Santa

For Christmas i would really like a new pair of slippers and maybe a nice pair of red socks with reindeer on.


Thanks Santa


Ps could you arrange for the Millwall manager to go on a long holiday .   

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Post  Lioned on Sun 22 Dec - 19:52

Dear Santa

For Christmas could you please arrange for it to stop raining as the garden is flooded and even the poor slugs dont know which way to turn .
It would be nice if Christmas day could be nice and sunny so we can all go for a long walk after our turkey as otherwise it can get a bit smelly indoors.


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Post  malena stool on Sun 22 Dec - 21:46

Dear Santa,
Can you please arrange for the Gonad Fairy to give some to Andy Redwood so he can stand up and tell the truth about Madeleine McCann.

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Post  Krisy22 on Sun 22 Dec - 21:59

Dear Santa xx

Can you please bring some bags of "Common Sense" to this Country .. seems to really be lacking these days. Thank You. xxx

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Post  Lioned on Sun 22 Dec - 23:21

Santa.


Even one big peado arrest before Christmas would be good and maybe give a bit of hope that the World can be cleansed of these monsters.

Cheers

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