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The Real Terror Threat !

Post  Lioned on Thu 10 Jul - 22:13

Them nasty Muslims have got dirty bombs,real and credible threats exist and their Muslim scientist are inventing 'invisible' bombs that cant be detected !

So......


1). Good excuse to invade Syria ?

2). Good way to make bloody sure we keep using energy to charge our phones/laptops/tablets etc etc and stop annoying them nice stewardess ladies.or Good excuse to confiscate them at the boarding gate so we got to go boost the economy and buy more stuff.

3). Good excuse to invade our privacy and hack our phones and text messages and take a look at our Bank accounts.

4). Good excuse to give the PM a platform to look authorative and statesman like.

5). Good excuse to avoid talking about the EU and immigrants ?

6). Think of number six later !

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Post  Lioned on Thu 10 Jul - 22:17

6) Good excuse to bomb Iraq (again).

7) Good excuse to give Boris some money for clapped out water cannons.

Eta. Actually them second hand German water cannons could probably knock a crow out of a tree at 300 yards.


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Post  malena stool on Thu 10 Jul - 22:22

Both Cameron and Clegg looked as if they'd had a lover's tiff at the news conference this afternoon, Cameron especially had a face like a bag of spanners and as dark as thunder.


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