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Post  malena stool on Sat 31 Oct - 20:37

Dear Gordon,

Would it be possible, do you think, for you to take time out from your extremely important self set task of saving the world from a myriad of; plagues, pestilence, greenhouse gases, fiscal disasters, the effects of New Labour corruption and Uncle Tom Cobley’s rectal incontinence and help us, the British people who through no fault of our own have to bear your own brand of insufferable unelected incompetence.

Our MPs are robbing the Nation blind, our servicemen and women, God bless them are fighting a war on a budget, our Health Service is in its death throes, immigrants continue to pour into the country, vast sums are donated by you to prop up despotic foreign regimes whist our own people cry out for cheaper fuel bills, your corrupt banker friends award themselves huge bonuses from publicly donated funds, our postal service is being hounded and lied into extinction by your business secretary, yet another unelected expert … the list of your disastrous tenure at No.10 just goes on and on and on…..

Luckily for the Americans, their one time “Special Relationship” has been quite blatantly swept under the carpet by Obama. He can’t be quite as stupid as the Republicans try to make out….. he’s managed to spot a loser in you.

The Germans spotted and put an end to you nominating another power crazed megalomaniac as President of Europe. Thank God they’ve twigged you both for what you are, playground bullies, totally talentless but made to look clever by surrounding yourselves with drooling treacherous sycophants who would sooner see their Nation on its knees than get rid of the most hated and incompetent leader this Nation has endured.

Resign for the sake of the Nation, Gordon but before you do …. lift the disgusting restriction in reporting the true facts of Madeleine’s continuing absence.
ms

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Re: Hello again Gordon

Post  Guest on Sun 8 Nov - 21:25

Right on. Sack the bastard

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Post  Guest on Mon 9 Nov - 0:20

GORDON Brown was last night embroiled in a furious row after apparently failing to bow his head when he laid a wreath at the Cenotaph.

http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/139092/Shame-on-you-Mr-Brown/

I just despair, how did we ever end up with morons like this running the country

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Post  Guest on Mon 9 Nov - 17:38

And now his letter writing skills are being plastered all over the Media.

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Post  Guest on Mon 9 Nov - 18:04

Laffin Assasin wrote:And now his letter writing skills are being plastered all over the Media.

I'm a cynical old Hare, but even I was shocked. He's barely literate

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Post  Guest on Mon 1 Feb - 0:17

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247357/Angry-Gordon-Brown-hit-aide-yanked-secretary-chair.html

Angry Gordon Brown 'hit out at aide and yanked secretary from her chair'By Simon Walters, Mail on Sunday Political Editor
Last updated at 2:13 PM on 31st January 2010

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Re: Hello again Gordon

Post  malena stool on Mon 1 Feb - 21:27

Good Evening Gordon.

Reading between the lines it would seem that you are no longer in control of yourself let alone the Nation. I really do think we should have a serious heart to heart discussion about your temper tantrums and your blatant egotistic abuse and erosion of the rights of an individual.

As I have remarked several times before in previous open communications to you, you are privileged, indeed you should feel honoured to hold the highest office in this country. You lead, albeit by suspect methods, the peoples of the United Kingdom, the Nation which set the gold standard for the freedom and rights of peoples around the world. These freedoms and rights apparently should extend to the right of not being bullied, threatened and assaulted whilst at work.....or do you have differing opinions about that?

The walls of No.10 Downing Street are covered by portraits of previous British Prime Ministers, all great men in the main who once elected into office, dedicated their political tenure to developing and forging these islands into a Nation which along with developing a vast Empire, took the lead in advancing the rights of the working classes within the boundaries of that Empire. A Nation where all could aspire to their maximum as free men, a Nation that was trusted, respected and envied by all.

Sadly this has all changed.........

The United Kingdom it seems is now being run by an unelected manipulative, overgrown ego hunting thug, a playground bully, an obnoxious and arrogant bigot.

A ‘leader who sanctions the pillaging of the public purse by overpaid fat cat parliamentarians whilst British soldiers are being killed for the want of satisfactory equipment, fighting illegal wars protecting oil and drug baron’s investments.

A ‘leader who sanctions vast bonus payments to his banker friends after giving them billions from the public purse to prop up their flawed, failed and deceitful money laundering investments.

A ‘leader’ who surrounds himself with sycophants, disgraced failures, deviants, perverts and cheats who, in reality should be serving jail time not sitting in the Commons or the Lords.

A ‘leader’ who has introduced a vast rack of crushing stealth taxes, destroying what was left of the manufacturing capability of this Nation whist happily propping up tin pot 3rd world despotic regimes with huge handouts that will never be repaid.

Then the same ‘leader’ wonders why U.S. President Barack Obama refuses to associate with him. Obama is plainly not so naive as to want to associate openly and directly with a raving megalomaniac who screams foul-mouthed abuse at aides in his hotel room in America.

A ‘leader’ who according to Mr Rawnsley’s book ‘Servants of the People’, an unnamed senior adviser to Mr. Blair said Mr. Brown had 'psychological flaws'. The Mail on Sunday later reported that the adviser was Mr. Blair's spin doctor Alastair Campbell. Mr. Campbell is seemingly an excellent judge of character reading the report in the ‘The Mail on Sunday.’

A 'leader' who,frighteningly with lack of self control so plainly displayed, has his finger on the United Kingdom's nuclear trigger. God save us all....

It seems Gordon you hit a senior aide who got in your way as you rushed to a reception at No10. Do the same to me Gordon or any other working man for that matter and see what answer your bully boy tactics might invoke.

Did you really physically pull a female secretary out of her chair, a woman? Is that the action of a Prime Minister, shame on you.

'Gordon shouts when he gets cross... he's not an easy man to work for' Don’t work for him then, he shouldn't be in the job anyway.

'Brown's people are scared this may affect the Election' We can all live in hope.

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Re: Hello again Gordon

Post  Guest on Mon 1 Feb - 22:14

Excellent Malena, worth a rep point

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Re: Hello again Gordon

Post  Lioned on Mon 1 Feb - 22:21

Nice one malena,say what you see.
I got a better letter though,it goes like this....................

Dear Gordon,
Will you please fuck off.
Love from Lioned.............


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Re: Hello again Gordon

Post  malena stool on Mon 1 Feb - 22:23

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Post  Guest on Mon 1 Feb - 22:25

Right to the point as usual Lioned

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Post  Lioned on Mon 1 Feb - 23:22

A man was coming home from work one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt.
He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked him what was wrong. The cop said, "We are in a crisis situation. Gordon Brown is in the road very upset. He does not have the £10 billion needed to fill his black hole, and everyone hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in petrol and start a fire."
The man asked the police officer exactly what he was doing there.
The bobby said, " I feel sorry for the prime minister so I am going car to car asking for donations."
The man asked, "How much do you have so far?"
The bobby replied, "Well as of right now only 99 litres, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"

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Post  Guest on Tue 2 Feb - 14:16

Lioned wrote:A man was coming home from work one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt.
He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked him what was wrong. The cop said, "We are in a crisis situation. Gordon Brown is in the road very upset. He does not have the £10 billion needed to fill his black hole, and everyone hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in petrol and start a fire."
The man asked the police officer exactly what he was doing there.
The bobby said, " I feel sorry for the prime minister so I am going car to car asking for donations."
The man asked, "How much do you have so far?"
The bobby replied, "Well as of right now only 99 litres, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"

Brilliant!

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Post  Alfiefinn on Tue 2 Feb - 17:25

Please! I'm laughing so much I choked on my sneaky tea time biscuit

Nice one Lioned

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Post  Guest on Tue 2 Feb - 18:07

Lioned wrote:Nice one malena,say what you see.
I got a better letter though,it goes like this....................

Dear Gordon,
Will you please fuck off.
Love from Lioned.............

my sentiments exactly.

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Post  Guest on Tue 2 Feb - 18:20

Laffin Assasin wrote:my sentiments exactly.

Mine too, although I'm struggling to think of a single politician from any of the 3 main political parties who would be suitable to take the job. The only people I know who could do the job, wouldnt wish to waste their time and enegy working with the bunch of morons currently in parliment. The situation is a right old bollox up.

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Post  malena stool on Tue 2 Feb - 20:47

Lioned wrote:A man was coming home from work one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt.
He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked him what was wrong. The cop said, "We are in a crisis situation. Gordon Brown is in the road very upset. He does not have the £10 billion needed to fill his black hole, and everyone hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in petrol and start a fire."
The man asked the police officer exactly what he was doing there.
The bobby said, " I feel sorry for the prime minister so I am going car to car asking for donations."
The man asked, "How much do you have so far?"
The bobby replied, "Well as of right now only 99 litres, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"
Nice one Lioned

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Post  Lioned on Tue 2 Feb - 21:06

I have to say i really dont mind who wins the election providing it aint brown,the dead rat on my compost heap could do a better job than him.

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