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Guaranteed Constipation Relief.

Post  malena stool on Wed 24 Mar - 21:11

CONSTIPATION?
If you are concerned or distressed by frequent or occasional bouts of constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur: My Present and Future Financial and Personal Well Being are in the hands of:


The Right Honourable Gordon Brown MP. Socially challenged Bully, Gold Salesman, Spiv and Amateur Politician


Alastair Darling MP. Exchequer accused of having his fingers in the till after 'flipping his 2nd home 4 times in three years.


Peter Mendelson. Failed and Shamed Politician, brought back from Europe and elevated to the Lords to support failing policies.


Jack Straw, The JUSTICE MINISTER, who famously wrote to the Fees Office; "Accountancy does not appear to be my strongest suit", after over claiming council tax for 4 years..


David Milliband, Foreign Secretary, Allegedly spent 30.000 for decorating, furniture and gardening in 2nd home.

If this doesn't scare the shit out of you, you are probably destined to be bunged up for the rest of your life.
There is no need to thank me for this information,I'm just doing it it as a public service.

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Post  Lioned on Wed 24 Mar - 22:07

FGS i feel really depressed now...........




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Post  malena stool on Wed 24 Mar - 22:18

Lioned wrote:FGS i feel really depressed now...........




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I do like these smilies Lioned, where do you get them?.

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Post  Lioned on Wed 24 Mar - 22:43

"I do like these smilies Lioned, where do you get them?."

Its a secret - but here ya go







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Post  malena stool on Wed 24 Mar - 22:54

Thanks for the demo ..... I'll just have to watch and be envious.......

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Post  Lioned on Wed 24 Mar - 23:00

malena stool wrote: Thanks for the demo ..... I'll just have to watch and be envious.......


malena your supposed to clicky on this 'secret' blue bit

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Post  malena stool on Wed 24 Mar - 23:09

Lioned wrote:
malena stool wrote: Thanks for the demo ..... I'll just have to watch and be envious.......


malena your supposed to clicky on this 'secret' blue bit
Ah I see......... I'm obviously as dim as a Toc H lamp, it never ocurred to me that there was a link behind the 'secret'. Thanks Lioned, I'm off to have a play now.

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Post  Lioned on Wed 24 Mar - 23:12

No worries.Its a bit of fun as it seems the loonies have escaped the asylem at the moment.

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Post  malena stool on Wed 24 Mar - 23:18

Lioned wrote:No worries.Its a bit of fun as it seems the loonies have escaped the asylem at the moment.
I know, I'm sometimes worried they'll get away with it.....

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