Wayne Rooney [Looks like Mr Potatohead -is a total tosspot)] Thread

I would like to make it quite clear that,in the interests of Englands World Cup exploits, at no time have i ever thought that Wayne Rooney looks like Mr Potato Head nor that Rio Ferdinand (though now crocked out) looks like that bloke in the Simpsons.
Nor that any other England player looks like a cartoon character,whatsoever,cheers. Lioned.

Edited following yesterdays football,as i have now changed my mind............

Not shrek either !

I've never thought of any of the players like that Lioned, but now that you mention it....

It depends on how they perform.For the moment they are all Hero's but i may change my mind come saturday night.........

wayne rooney has now been officially relegated to lowercase.

Seems that amongst the rampant rumours circulating the net regarding the appalling behaviour of our World Cup Hero's,includes a certain person (who looks a bit like a potato) getting caught in SA with a nice lady who was helping him find his way home in the middle of the night as he had got lost looking for his stolen Rupert the Bear goes to Crinkle Wood book (pop up edition).
Not for the first time has this England star been helped with his reading by a nice lady in the middle of the night.Allegedly his performance was not quite as good as that on the pitch the following day.

Well, I hate to think how extensive the depilation might have been:

Ew, thanks carmen (I think).

Now you've made me nervous. I am concerned that Rooney may have misunderstood Capello's tactical advice for possible future matches.
I believe he told him to "go for a Brazillian"

Well if rumours are true he certainly did his best, off the field that is.

Reports in the Sunday Mirror and NOTW suggest Rooney will not be going to Switzerland with the Team
because of allegations concerning his Private Life. Could this have been the reason he never performed in the
World Cup Matches.?

I have no sympathy for him nor his Wife.

Panda wrote:Reports in the Sunday Mirror and NOTW suggest Rooney will not be going to Switzerland with the Team
because of allegations concerning his Private Life. Could this have been the reason he never performed in the
World Cup Matches.?

I have no sympathy for him nor his Wife.

I most certainly have sympathy for his wife. Nobody deserves to be treated like that.

He did it before with "Auld Slapper"

wantthetruth wrote:

Panda wrote:Reports in the Sunday Mirror and NOTW suggest Rooney will not be going to Switzerland with the Team
because of allegations concerning his Private Life. Could this have been the reason he never performed in the
World Cup Matches.?

I have no sympathy for him nor his Wife.

I most certainly have sympathy for his wife. Nobody deserves to be treated like that.

I can"t remember her name but she was a typical WAG, quite happy to spend, spend, spend and since is not
the first time Rooney has been caught cheating why does she stay with him?

Hmm!! dont think it was just Auld Slapper, couple more as well............



In July 2004 the Sunday Mirror revealed how he had paid £140 to romp with prostitute Charlotte Glover, then 21, before leaving her with a signed autograph as a souvenir.

Then, a month later, the Sunday Mirror ­revealed how he had sex with prostitute Gina McCarrick, 37 at a £45-a-time brothel in ­Liverpool, which he visited 10 times and where he was caught on CCTV. He also had sex there with a 48-year-old grandmother known as “Auld Slapper”, who wore a rubber catsuit.


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Sounds like he needs therapy like Michael Douglas had. Obviously playing Football does not tire him out.

. He also had sex there with a 48-year-old grandmother known as “Auld Slapper”, who wore a rubber catsuit

God forbid! Mind you if I had to bonk Rooney, I think I'd need to be to be shrouded in rubber too.

fred wrote:. He also had sex there with a 48-year-old grandmother known as “Auld Slapper”, who wore a rubber catsuit

God forbid! Mind you if I had to bonk Rooney, I think I'd need to be to be shrouded in rubber too.

I'd have him covered in rubber, including his ugly mug of a face.

Panda wrote:

wantthetruth wrote:

Panda wrote:Reports in the Sunday Mirror and NOTW suggest Rooney will not be going to Switzerland with the Team
because of allegations concerning his Private Life. Could this have been the reason he never performed in the
World Cup Matches.?

I have no sympathy for him nor his Wife.

I most certainly have sympathy for his wife. Nobody deserves to be treated like that.

I can"t remember her name but she was a typical WAG, quite happy to spend, spend, spend and since is not
the first time Rooney has been caught cheating why does she stay with him?

Actually, Colleen was just 15 when they got together, and he was an unknown. She has grown into an attractive and intelligent young woman, who has made quite a lot of money in her own right. Sure, she was his girlfriend which of course gave her a springboard, but 'typical WAG' she is not.

Maybe, just maybe, she really loves him. I certainly don't think that as a new mum, she deserves what is happening right now. The blame lies squarely at his door IMO.

wantthetruth wrote:

Panda wrote:

wantthetruth wrote:

Panda wrote:Reports in the Sunday Mirror and NOTW suggest Rooney will not be going to Switzerland with the Team
because of allegations concerning his Private Life. Could this have been the reason he never performed in the
World Cup Matches.?

I have no sympathy for him nor his Wife.

I most certainly have sympathy for his wife. Nobody deserves to be treated like that.

I can"t remember her name but she was a typical WAG, quite happy to spend, spend, spend and since is not
the first time Rooney has been caught cheating why does she stay with him?

Actually, Colleen was just 15 when they got together, and he was an unknown. She has grown into an attractive and intelligent young woman, who has made quite a lot of money in her own right. Sure, she was his girlfriend which of course gave her a springboard, but 'typical WAG' she is not.

Maybe, just maybe, she really loves him. I certainly don't think that as a new mum, she deserves what is happening right now. The blame lies squarely at his door IMO.

There is a gallery of photos on Sky News of Tiger Woods and his now ex-wife, the title, "What went wrong?" What a stupid question! What went wrong? He did!

Anyway.So there you have it.Despite the incessant chants from fans all round the country it actually does appear that wayne rooney can score in a brothel (though not for very long it seems).........
And not for the first time either,also rumours he was 'at it' in south Africa.

There is obviously something wrong with Rooney that he feels the need to stray so often and in one case
with someone old enough to be his Mother!!!!! Seriously, Michael Douglas had Sex Therapy and it must have
worked because Catherine is still with him. If he cares about saving his Marriage Coleen should give him an ultimatum.......or maybe she alrady has.

Fact is if you give a young bloke ridiculous amounts of money,more than they can reasonably spend,then its inevitable that sooner or later he'll want a threesome with a couple of whores.

Like Peter Crouch,chances are that had he not been an overpaid proffessional footballer he would most likely have been a virgin.

Its actually more disturbing that he is prepared to throw £200 at a packet of fags.

Colleen has a career of her own now if she has any sense she'll dump him for the brainless twat that he is.

Lioned wrote:Fact is if you give a young bloke ridiculous amounts of money,more than they can reasonably spend,then its inevitable that sooner or later he'll want a threesome with a couple of whores.

Like Peter Crouch,chances are that had he not been an overpaid proffessional footballer he would most likely have been a virgin.

Its actually more disturbing that he is prepared to throw £200 at a packet of fags.

Colleen has a career of her own now if she has any sense she'll dump him for the brainless twat that he is.

Yep totally agree. Bit of shinnola for baby Kai though, knowing his dad is a totaL TWAT!

£200 for a packet of marlboro. blimey.

Looks like Coleen has told him to sling his hook. Mind the story is in the Daily Wail, so it must be true