Very odd vibration ...

Being me, I have a very odd query .


A few weeks ago i was sitting in a chair with my iPad and a vibration came, from the iPad I thought, onto my right side in my groin so I kept moving my iPad and that was that, then i was at work and I had my mobile in my right pocket my phone vibrated and I looked to see who it was.....nothing...I thought, how odd.



Since then I have had little vibrations in my groin on and off for a few weeks.....doesn't hurt but quite annoying but I had this dream the other night.....as I clean out my fish and sometime by mistake I swallow a bit off water, I dreamt that I swallowed fish eggs and there were thousands off baby fish Inside me....god it was a nasty dream , i was walking around waiting for the fish to drop out ....obviously I know i can't give birth to fish so I'm wondering if anyone knows what it could be?

Very odd indeed. All I can think of is some sort of muscular spasm?

Could it be an involantary orgasm ? Or maybe just a trapped nerve.

Lioned wrote:Could it be an involantary orgasm ? Or maybe just a trapped nerve.

Well, if it was an involuntary orgasm I don't think Kitti would be complaining!

Lioned wrote:Could it be an involantary orgasm ? Or maybe just a trapped nerve.

HOW DO YOU GET AN INVOLUNTARY ORGASM?
BADBOY WANTS TO KNOW!

I have read it on the internet and seen it on the telly,apparently some women get hundreds every day.I dont think men get them,at least not during their waking hours.Mrs lioned is trying hypnotherapy as nothing else seems to work.

Lioned wrote:Could it be an involantary orgasm ? Or maybe just a trapped nerve.

Maybe trapped wind!

What IS an orgasm?

You never guess what happened whilst I was working yesterday....


A man asked for my telephone number!!!!!!!!!!!!



Ok......he was about 90 and had a zimmer frame.....but what the hell.....


Perhaps HE can give me one off those 'orgasms' that women talk about.

Has he got pots of money, Kitti? If so, send him my way!

I remember years ago a work colleague tut-tutting over explicit films and said there was one whose title he couldn't even say in public.

It turned out to be "Mysteries of the Organism" .... I had to get a dictionary to explain the difference between the two words!

OMG!

kitti wrote:What IS an orgasm?

YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW.
IT A SEXUAL CLIMAX.

Oh right.....well I've never had one.



As far as giving me one, victor would need a GPS to find my 'G' spot!

I wonder where the GPS would take you if you typed in 'G Spot' Orgasm Street ?

My sat nav has got a very sexy voice.