Alphabetical Girls And Boys Names

Fruity Flighty Fanny Fenwick from Fulham Flogging Fruit and Flowers.

Gorgeous gaily gurning gobby grunting Gail

Hilarious Helga and Handsome Hugo from Havant

Impatient, Impetuous Ivan Ignorantly Insists he's not Idiotic

Jolly Jimmy the Jovial Jazzplaying Journeyman

Kevin the kangaroo kicker from Karachi

Leonardo the loopy lolloping lazy lout from London

Maurice the Moribund Mandolin Maestro from Manchester Manipulates Money Monthly.

Norma the naughty nebulous nonchalant noxious negative nurse from Nuneaton

Olga the ornithological owl-catcher from over in Oswaldtwistle

Percy the Petulant Poker Player from Preston Painted Pink Petunias on Pauline's Porch.

Queenie the queer quilter from quaint, quiet Queensferry

Reggie the red-faced,regimented, redolent, rompingly repressive roofer from Rutland

Sophie the supercilious sour-faced soprano singer from Sutton on Sea

Thomas The Tormented Tapas Taster Tested Tetley Tea in Torremelanos

Ugly Ursula from Urmston

Wickedly wanton Wilma whined winningly and walked willingly in the woods with Wilf from Wilmslow

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Xavior the xylone xpert from Exeter

yielding Yolande yattering and yodelling in Yugoslavia

Zany, zealous, zestful Zsa-Zsa playing the zither in the zoo

antagonising Anthony from the anthills of Antigua

Bertie the Bassett Bewildering everybody's taste buds with a Beguiling and Beautiful array of flavours.

I've just come from the sweet thread.lol.

cackling Claire from Clacton on sea

Dumb Dennis from Denmark

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