Scientist's Ball

Newton said he might drop in.
Einstein got relatively excited.
Logie Baird said he'd come if there was nothing on the telly.
Joule said he had to work.
The Curies radiated enthusiasm.
But Pythagoras thought it would be too square, Occam asked if he would have to shave, and Turing called a halt to the proceedings.

Frank Whittle said he'd jet right over.......

Einstien had a theory it would be too crowded

Isambard Kingdom Brunel built a bridge over troubled waters to be there.

Kary Mullis said let's do it again and again and again.

Nobel said he could get the gig to go with a bang.

Charles Darwin had to wait !

Ampére asked whether the invitation was current, but Ohm put up some resistance.
Volta seemed pretty grounded.
Hertz was giving good vibrations (Clerk Maxwell said he thought of it first!)
Roentgen said pah; he could see right through it :(
but by this time Ada Lovelace had written out the programme.

Schrodinger said, "Oh, let's open the pressies."

AnnaEsse wrote:Schrodinger said, "Oh, let's open the pressies."

Or did he?

The Famous Grouse wrote:

AnnaEsse wrote:Schrodinger said, "Oh, let's open the pressies."

Or did he?

In an infinite number of parallel universes, he's opening and not opening the pressies!

Bose said, "I thought of it first, but everyone else is getting the credit!"

Ben Franklin was invited to the ball but refused telling them to go fly a kite.

Swann said he'd fix up the lighting, and Edison offered to bring his records.

Julian Huxley asked everyone to line up in family groups.

Marconi heard about it on the radio

Christiaan Barnard kicked off the karaoke, with a deeply moving rendition of "Anyone Who Had A Heart."

Watt came to let off steam; Lavoisier thought it would be a gas.

Meanwhile the karaoke continued with a group from the Roslin Institute singing, "Ewe'll Never Walk alone."

Alexander Graham Bell rang to ask why he hadn't been invited.

Darwin arrived with his great great great great great great great great great great Grandfather the Gorilla.

R.J. Mitchell flew in spitting fire because his invite was late.

Marie Curie radiated a charm and attracted all the Men

General Henry Shrapnel went to pieces because he didn't get an invite.

Alexander Graham Bell rang to say he was sorry he couldn"t make it.