Vannessa Feltz

Wish they'd put that gastric band around her kneck.........

Looking at all her blubber, I think the gastric band must have twanged.

I havn"t seen a picture of Vanessa for a long time, isn"t her Partner a Personal Trainer or something? Surely he
would have some influence on her.

Did you see her in that wedding dress on Big Brother.I had to go and get the sick bucket.

Yes panda she has a 'toy boy' in tow.God knows how.

Lioned wrote:Did you see her in that wedding dress on Big Brother.I had to go and get the sick bucket.

Yes panda she has a 'toy boy' in tow.God knows how.

Is it still that guy called Fitzy?

Think she is engaged to that little Nigerian chap who claims to be a singer songwriter though not sure what he's actually done.Think the fitness trainer was an 'affair' before him,which probably ran out of steam cos he clearly wasn't very good.

Lioned wrote:Think she is engaged to that little Nigerian chap who claims to be a singer songwriter though not sure what he's actually done.Think the fitness trainer was an 'affair' before him,which probably ran out of steam cos he clearly wasn't very good.

What at mountaineering or pot holing? Crampons at first light sire!!

fred wrote:

Lioned wrote:Think she is engaged to that little Nigerian chap who claims to be a singer songwriter though not sure what he's actually done.Think the fitness trainer was an 'affair' before him,which probably ran out of steam cos he clearly wasn't very good.

What at mountaineering or pot holing? Crampons at first light sire!!

Or maybe he got fed up looking for it........

Lioned wrote:Think she is engaged to that little Nigerian chap who claims to be a singer songwriter though not sure what he's actually done.Think the fitness trainer was an 'affair' before him,which probably ran out of steam cos he clearly wasn't very good.

Hi Lioned,

I believe her current lurve interest is Ben Ofoedu. He had his biggest success singing on a track called "Got to turn Around" (I think).
Ironically, it was as part of a band called Phats and Small - yes really!

I haven't heard anything about Vanessa since she took up with a guy some years ago, whom I knew as Fitzy. He is the father of my friend's twins and has six children by three other women in this town.

AnnaEsse wrote:I haven't heard anything about Vanessa since she took up with a guy some years ago, whom I knew as Fitzy. He is the father of my friend's twins and has six children by three other women in this town.

Well according to local/international gossip, the gastric band isn't working!! I'm not saying she is fat at all, but Nellie, move over..............
Boyfriend sounds a class act Anna! They deserve each other.

I havn"t seen or heard of Vanessa for a long time but if she is so overweight that she needs a gastric band
that is bad News.

As for her taste in men, she probably likes "a bit of rough".

Shit VF is soooooooo big and ugly she's built like a brick toilet, I remember her spouting (again!) all that rubbish about how "truly happy she was with her new body" when she lost all of that weight when hubby came to his senses and dumped her, typical sh1t they come out with at the time thinking everybody listening suffers with long term memory loss.

She is truly orrible and a mccann sympathiser of extreme proportions.

Lioned wrote:She is truly orrible and a mccann sympathiser of extreme proportions.

How come the McCanns have such large and blobby sympathisers? LK, Oprah, Vanessa Feltz?

dont forget aunty phillopastry....

kitti wrote:dont forget aunty phillopastry....

if only we could Kitty!!


Imagine being on a long haul flight sat between Philo and Vanessa!! OMG!

Eamon Holmes in another fat git from the mccann fan club who looks like he's eaten all the pies.

I am at a complete loss to understand how this ilk of person ever managed to get a TV career and even more mysterious how they keep their jobs.There is almost a sinister air about it.
If that Ulrika Johnston wins the BB thing again that will be proof enough for me that there is an incestuous brotherhood at work (accepting that she will shag anything to get what she wants).

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/news-extra/article/52521/eamonn-holmes-slams-christine-bleakley.html

Eamonn Holmes didn"t get where he is today without climbing on other people"s shoulders.!!! I remember
something about money he supposedly had stolen in a Hotel and remarks being made about why someone would carry that amount of cash. Anyone remember this ?

Panda wrote:Eamonn Holmes didn"t get where he is today without climbing on other people"s shoulders.!!! I remember
something about money he supposedly had stolen in a Hotel and remarks being made about why someone would carry that amount of cash. Anyone remember this ?

No dont remember that panda but doesn't suprise me.I do remember holmes hiding behind his lady co-presenter on a tv show when a tree hugging protester ran on the stage (will have to find that on you tube it was quite funny )

And i doubt there are too many shoulders he could stand on without doing some damage.

Panda wrote:Eamonn Holmes didn"t get where he is today without climbing on other people"s shoulders.!!! I remember
something about money he supposedly had stolen in a Hotel and remarks being made about why someone would carry that amount of cash. Anyone remember this ?

Absolutely I remember! He was in Portugal (of all places) on holiday, and he had £10,000 stolen, which he had left in his hotel room (duh!). He even used a comparison to what the McCanns must have gone through with the Police - stating that he only had money stolen, and not a child..... or words to that effect.

pennylane wrote:

Panda wrote:Eamonn Holmes didn"t get where he is today without climbing on other people"s shoulders.!!! I remember
something about money he supposedly had stolen in a Hotel and remarks being made about why someone would carry that amount of cash. Anyone remember this ?

Absolutely I remember! He was in Portugal (of all places) on holiday, and he had £10,000 stolen, which he had left in his hotel room (duh!). He even used a comparison to what the McCanns must have gone through with the Police - stating that he only had money stolen, and not a child..... or words to that effect.

Yes, that is correct, he said those in his column in some paper that he writes for. Did anyone see him in Portugal, or if it had happened in another country would he have been so vocal? I don't think. Anyway who takes 10 grand on holiday, unless you are a drug dealer or something, and want to escape the tax man, or somwthing similiar.

fred wrote:

pennylane wrote:

Panda wrote:Eamonn Holmes didn"t get where he is today without climbing on other people"s shoulders.!!! I remember
something about money he supposedly had stolen in a Hotel and remarks being made about why someone would carry that amount of cash. Anyone remember this ?

Absolutely I remember! He was in Portugal (of all places) on holiday, and he had £10,000 stolen, which he had left in his hotel room (duh!). He even used a comparison to what the McCanns must have gone through with the Police - stating that he only had money stolen, and not a child..... or words to that effect.

Yes, that is correct, he said those in his column in some paper that he writes for. Did anyone see him in Portugal, or if it had happened in another country would he have been so vocal? I don't think. Anyway who takes 10 grand on holiday, unless you are a drug dealer or something, and want to escape the tax man, or somwthing similiar.

He strikes me as the kind that just likes to flash his money about.