Vintage Adverts

You have to state what product was being advertised, then come up with a slogan of your own for the next person. Like this -

"Put a tiger in your tank." The answer was Esso Petrol.

Now try,

"Is she or isn't she?"

harmony hairspray.

"we never forget you have a choice."

British Caledonian Airlines.

I used to like that advert where all the passengers were singing a version of "California Girls" but it was "Caledonian Girls" instead!

Full of Eastern Promise.

fry's turkish delight

"hello boys."

Oh, Marky, trust you! Eva Herzigová in her Playtex Wonderbra!

A secure home for your money.

bradford & bingley

"wot a lot i got."

Nestle smarties


Don't you just love being in control?

thats a hard one, is it british rail?

nothing over sixpence

Woolies..........

'The best a man can get'

Gillette's razor


Bread wi`nowt taken out.

allisons ( i think)

beautiful k-k-karpets
and theyr'e not as k-k-k-kostly as they look

blimey grouse. i give up.

haha, kosset carpets!

k-k-k =kosset, beautiful k-k-karpets,
and theyr'e not as k-k-k-kostly as they look
k-k-k-kosset!

i can still sing the wee song and i swear it's still the same white persian cat that's advertising them!

here's another hard one -

Pea and ham? From a chicken?

knorr - easy peasy.

"it's what your right arm's for."

Courage Beer.

If you see Sid, tell him.

British Gas share sell off

'she flies like a bird in the sky....'

nimble bread!

be careful how you use it

Hai Karate


It beats as it sweeps as it cleans.

1001 dry foam (God, i've just realised how old I am)

They'rrrrrrr Grrrrrrrrreat!

frosties with tony the tiger!

the mark of a man

Old Spice!

Nuts, whole Hazelnuts...

cadburys take 'em and they cover 'em in chocolate

here is another chocolate related one -

don't 'ee knock it all back at once! (yo ho ho)
{you have to do this with a sort of pirate snarl}

Old Jamaica Chocolate (I remember that too :( )

'Don't be Vague, ask for.... '

Haig! (whisky)

***all together now......***

when your carpet smells fresh
the room does too
so every time you vacuum
remember what to do!

Shake 'n' Vac !

'Tell 'em about the honey Mummy'