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Well they're certainly valid in essence, bit I'm afraid the style of and manner of writing is likely to fuel the fires of ignorant folk who label us all as nutters.

Funny! Soon Carterrucked?:




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McCann

254 up, 22 down





To act with lethal irresponsibility towards one's children

leaving three children alone (7yrs and 3 years each) in a holiday flat in portugual whilst you swan off to sample a meal - just from the point of view of the well known problems that these holiday flats have with gas / fire safety standards and the number of gassings that have happened this way - let alone the fact one of the children was taken you'd have to be doing a McCann right?

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McCann

173 up, 18 down





To make money and become a celebrity on the back of a tragedy. Using the newspapers for a purpose and then claiming to be hounded. To expose ones children/pet to dangers and then state that you are a good parent/owner. To blame everyone else for your errors for the purpose of 'damage limitation'.

Yeah they got cash coming in from everywhere and they still want more - they are pulling a 'McCann'

Jade Goody was crying on tv faking her sadness, she was trying to pull a 'McCann'

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mccann

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“To mccann” - is a new verb
” I mccanned my glasses” - means that I broke my expensive glasses by mistake, hid them and told everyone that my glasses were stolen from me, and now I suffer because I can’t see.

teacher:kitty!where's your homework?
kitty:i'd got pissed and mccann it!

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McCann

41 up, 12 down





The act of ditching or leaving someone behind

Shit jade, Why did you leave me in the villa?

Because you are a cum dumpster jack, i had to mccann you.

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Mccann

25 up, 6 down





Doing a mccann ( to do a runner from a foreign country whilst leaving an abducted child to their fate and claiming innocence whilst refusing to co-operate with the police)

The father claimed his sleeping child was abducted by a gang wielding guns and grenades as he was about to get into a taxi to fly home to the UK . The gang beat and tortured the family and then demanded £100,000 ransom. the father then left pakistan claiming innocence and cannot now be found. He did a McCann - legging it before the cops paid him a visit with shiny bracelets

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McCann







Doing something completely selfish which puts your children in danger.

Come on, hun, lets do a McCann and go to the pub. We'll lock the door, the kids will be fine.

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by FatDrunkStupid Nov 23, 2011 share this add a video

The End Is Nigh wrote:Well they're certainly valid in essence, bit I'm afraid the style of and manner of writing is likely to fuel the fires of ignorant folk who label us all as nutters.

I don't have a problem with being labelled a nutter. Happy to be a nutter if that means I'm trying to make sense of the evidence or lack of it in the disappearance of Maddie into thin air.

I don't suppose it matters hugely, given that the vast majority don't like to be confused by the facts and probabilities and have made their minds up regardless - but if anybody is to be swayed into an outbreak of common sense, reading stuff that is sensible and sober and resoned in its presentation is more likely to do the trick.

But then again, I have no doubt failed to follow my own sage advice on several occasions!

I can see other definitions springing from this suc as:-

Nutter = 1) anyone that does not believe what the Mc's say but have the gall to express it - particularly on the internet

2) People that believe in justice and speak up against the Mc's

Being a Kate = a negligent mother

Being a Gerry = a scheming arrogant Glasweigen

Now that's more like it

Having a Gaspar* - observing a conversation or statement so dreadful that you can't believe your eyes and ears.


*NB - not to be confused with having a gasper, ie smoking a cigarette.

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