Kates Award ! (Update)

Kate...... Hey Gerry has the postman been yet ?

Gerry.... Yes sugar tits,got some of me new Viagra pills to try off Ebay. Bout time we had
A go at replacing Margaret.

Kate.... Never mind that Gez everyone knows you’s a jaffa and I aint going through that
Ivf stuff again plays havoc with me spots.Anything from the Palace yet.

Gerry.... No Katie I told yah it was all rumours started by that lot on MM.

Kate.... Stuff that Gez, you went all that way down to Papworth to help out Phil and he
Still aint delivering the goods,thought you was going to have a word down the
Lodge.

Gerry..... I did babe but there’s only so many favours I can pull,and I still needs to get my
Handicap up for the Rothley Cup,you know how much I want my name up there
On the Elite board.

Kate.... Stuff your golf you moron,its your bl**dy sports that got us into this mess in the
first place,if you hadn’t been farting around on the tennis courts I’d have had
more time to watch the kids instead of making myself look beautiful for David
you I mean,silly me !
And how comes that lazy bitch Kelly got something,I done loads more Charity
Work than her.

Gerry....... Yeh I knows sugar tits but she never lost her kids did she eh ?

Kate........ What kids ? Oh yeh I remember.
Havn’t we still got two of them buggers though ?.Not like we lost all of them
Is it ,I mean two out of three isn’t bad is it ?
I mean I did write a book as well and go on all those fun run things,I’ve done
Lots of hard work and raised loads of money for us the fund thing.

Gerry....... Yeh I knows babe,life just aint fair is it,I mean we’ve been the best parents
Havn’t we,everyone says so,and we’ve made loads of money havn’t we so I
Could buy you one of them MBE gongs anyway.

Kate....... That’s not the same is it .I want a Royal stamp on it don’t i.Do you think people
Are ignoring me Gerry,should I go on that dancing on ice thing and relaunch
My career as a celeb,maybe that would be good,or maybe write another book
Like a sequel ? Gerry,you listening to me ? Gerry , Gerry , Gerry……………..

Don't even JOKE about it Lioned, I fully expect to see them on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here at any time soon.

Great Stuff Lioned.


I didn" t understand this bit.

Kate Stuff that Gez, you went all that way down to Papworth to help out Phil and he
Still aint delivering the goods,thought you was going to have a word down the
Lodge."

Lodge >>>> suggested Masonic connection (No, not MaSonic The Hedgehog!)

The End Is Nigh wrote:Lodge >>>> suggested Masonic connection (No, not MaSonic The Hedgehog!)

Hi TEIN,

I got that bit and that Papworth is I presume the Hospital , but whose Phil ?

Get back here Lioned and explain

Panda wrote:

The End Is Nigh wrote:Lodge >>>> suggested Masonic connection (No, not MaSonic The Hedgehog!)

Hi TEIN,

I got that bit and that Papworth is I presume the Hospital , but whose Phil ?

Get back here Lioned and explain

Prince Phillip Panda??

I carefully omiited mention of Phil 'cos I don't know either!

Panda wrote:

The End Is Nigh wrote:Lodge >>>> suggested Masonic connection (No, not MaSonic The Hedgehog!)

Hi TEIN,

I got that bit and that Papworth is I presume the Hospital , but whose Phil ?

Get back here Lioned and explain

Prince Phillip who went in over Christmas for heart surgery?

You had better watch out, Lioned, or Phil the Greek might be having a word himself down the Lodge, and he's pretty big in there by all accounts (and I don't mean the Loyal Order Of Water Buffaloes)



Oh, and here's the punchline. I got this picture from the Fish Eaters Traditional Catholic Forum. Titter ye not!

Yeh Phils the 'bubble and squeek' who married Liz to advance his career a little bit.Got himself a nice little place in the sticks to go shoot peasants pheasants.

Doh! Should have twigged it was he.

I like him a lot.

Unstuffy and forthright.

Would do well here ....................

At party in 2004: “Bugger the table plan,just give me my dinner!”

That's the chap!

NoStone wrote:

Panda wrote:

The End Is Nigh wrote:Lodge >>>> suggested Masonic connection (No, not MaSonic The Hedgehog!)

Hi TEIN,

I got that bit and that Papworth is I presume the Hospital , but whose Phil ?

Get back here Lioned and explain

Prince Phillip Panda??

Oh they"re about NoStone aren"t they Ive just been watching the News, the Prince walked half a mile to the Church and half a mile back....
not bad for a 90 yr old !!!!

@ Lioned

I wonder if this is why KM didn't make the honours cut ......


To Papworth our doctor Gez went
To give Phil a hand with his stent
In exchange for a gong
For his missus, along
With a trip to a Buck House event.

Did noblesse oblige re this plan?
It did, with a flying bed pan.
"Oh now she'll henpeck me!
She might even deck me!"
Wailed drenched, dripping Gerald McCann.

Almostgothic


We have a couple of Poets here,
I think they deserve a Beer,
So let"s have a whipround,
No more than a Pound
To wish them a Happy New Year.

My favourite Phillip quote:

“I’d like to go to Russia very much – although the bastards murdered half my family.” 1967.

There once was a journo named Brunt,

....oh, fill the rest in yourselves!

It is reported that Prince Phillip,when he saw Doctor Mccann enter his private room at Papworth,said...........

Is it true you went on holiday with three kids mccann
With that bint of a wife of yours looking all prim and proper
And then you came back with only two just as if you'd lost a shoe.
Since when youv'e all tried to evade that copper

Now you come here to prod and poke me
Asking for favours you think i'll agree
Not on your nelly will you cut through my belly
Hold up a minute me wife's on the telly

Get lost mccann go take a hike
Us Royals you'll never be like
So kate thinks she'll get a medal
No way get on yer bike off you go peddle.