"Celebrity" Big Brother

I don't actually watch this programme but I do like to read the list of "celebrities" who appear in each one to see how many I have heard of, even if only vaguely.

A record for me this time. There are only two I can recognise facially, Natalie Cassidy and Denise Welch, and a third one whose name I've heard, Gareth Thomas.

http://blogs.orange.co.uk/tv/2012/01/celebrity-big-brother-channel-5-brian-dowling-natalie-cassidy-denise-welch-nicola-mclean-kirk-norcross-frankie-cocozza-michae.html

The bottom of the barrel has been scraped dry!

And again!
 
http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/the-juice/celebrity-big-brother-2013-launch-night-louie-spence--sophie-anderton-lauren-harries-cult-of-celebrity-mario-falcone-courtney-stodden-223414396.html

Don't watch it either but same as you I like to read who has gone in. Hardly a 'celebrity' in there  

I have actually heard of more of them than last year.
 
Ron Atkinson, Louie Spence, Lauren Harries and the two ex Corrie stars - must have been hard to find anyone from there not facing abuse charges!
 
For those who don't know this was Lauren Harries as a child!
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io-ulucohSw

The bit about her starts at 3.30.

  I'm rooting for Mario

The only one i know are big Ron the racist and the Battersbys.

Bruce Jones found one of the Rippers bodys in his allotment !

On the morning of 9 October 1977, Jones discovered the mutilated body of 20 year old prostitute Jean Jordan on an allotment in Chorlton, Manchester - a victim of the Yorkshire Ripper, Peter Sutcliffe.

 

The programme is full off misfits and has beens ......boring..

"Never was" rather than "has been" in some cases!

Yes indeed.The young ones have achieved very little and the older ones are only there for an easy pay cheque.

I don't blame them at all,i assume it is quite a few £k for a few days work ?

Ron Atkinson is interesting,got that racist baggage to deal with but hope he stays for a week or two to see what happens.

I quite like the behaviour of Charlotte,totally ridiculous which is what it is really.

What a bunch of freaks !

That carol loose woman is always pissed what a terrible example of a woman she is,absolutely horrible.

The young American girl with plastic tits needs to see a head doctor.

The ex corrie drop outs have serious personality issues.

That 'Abz' fella also needs counselling.

Mario appears normal and the disgusting girl Charlotte who farts in the diary room and pissed the bed is by far the best and funniest value for money.

I cannot think of anything nice or remotely funny to say about the sex change person except that it clearly does not do sex change people any favours at all.

Can they maybe padlock the door and throw away the key?

Quote from an earlier post. For those who don't know this was Lauren Harries as a child!
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io-ulucohSw
 
The bit about her starts at 3.30.
 
I'm not watching CBB but I know how odd Lauren Harries is now and was even when she was a boy. She is quoted as saying that she made the decision to have a sex change when a stranger came up to her in a supermarket and advised her that's what she should do.
 

http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/news/celebrity-big-brother-2013-charlotte-stunned-crowned-winner-000400410.html

Well done to anyone who survived watching to the end.

It's barrel scraping time again.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/25602503

Here we go again.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/celebrity-big-brother-line-up-revealed-4062022

The most obscure list of all, as far as I'm concerned!

Lauren Goodger - Towie star
Edele Lynch - B*Witched singer
Claire King - Emmerdale actress
Audley Harrison - Heavyweight boxer
David McIntosh - Kelly Brook boyfriend
Ricci Guarnaccio - Geordie Shore hunk
George Gilbey - Gogglebox squeaker
James Jordan - Strictly dancer
Stephanie Pratt - The Hills airhead
White Dee - Benefits leech
Kellie Maloney - Former boxing promoter


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The only ones I've heard of are the boxer and the B*witched girl, though I wouldn't recognise them.

I only know of Frank or Kellie Maloney because of the recent news about her.

The bottom must really have fallen out of the barrel with this bunch.

I might watch it just for White Dee!   

Me too wjk   

I only know of the TOWIE person, the boxer and the boxing promoter

what the heck is a 'gogglebox squeaker' ?   

Googlebox is a programme where ordinary folk are filmed commenting on the week's TV programmes. I love it!

George has a squeaky voice.   

No kate and Gerry McCann then.....that's a shame...Dee would have a few words for them....