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almostgothic wrote:McSpreader [Media] A dubious PR spokesperson issuing dubious press releases on behalf of dubious clients.

McCannical failure - the inability to come up with anything remotely believable to explain one's actions.

Mccanical failure! and all the others...

McCrame [Handicrafts] A rare form of the popular traditional twine or wool-based textile-making technique, usually demonstrated at police stations by groups of villains who wish to distract their interrogators. A favoured choice of inducement is an offer of a nice colour-co-ordinated truncheon warmer in fetching blue angora.
Statistics prove that said villains are notoriously ham-fisted with this delicate procedure, and usually end up tying themselves in knots.
Police research shows that all efforts in this regard are pointless, as detectives always know when the criminal classes are stringing them along.

omg ive laughed so much.

tanszi wrote:omg ive laughed so much.

Me too. It's absolutely brilliant!

McChiavellianism [Politics/Phliosophy] An industrial-strength version of the original Machiavellian principles of conduct, which are specifically marked by extreme cunning and duplicity.


McCaroni [Expressions] A term used to describe any statement or story which is so ludicrous and unlikely that it is beyond laughable.

Example:
"That abduction malarkey you just trotted out is a pile of McCaroni. In fact, it's pasta joke."