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From the comments it seems Bob has bought himself a good quality KM tape measure™:

The open border with Spain is only a couple of miles from the resort making it easy to cross undiscovered

They really do walk amongst us

Were they expecting to have to negotiate minefield, barbed-wire and snipers?

Chris wrote:From the comments it seems Bob has bought himself a good quality KM tape measure™:

The open border with Spain is only a couple of miles from the resort making it easy to cross undiscovered

The border that is unmaned since both Spain and Portugal joined the EU! I live a couple of miles from fairyland.

Chris wrote:From the comments it seems Bob has bought himself a good quality KM tape measure™:

The open border with Spain is only a couple of miles from the resort making it easy to cross undiscovered

A couple of miles would just about get you to Espiche. I think as I am no good with distances so I would be in good company with the T7!!!!!!!!!

Keela wrote:

Chris wrote:From the comments it seems Bob has bought himself a good quality KM tape measure™:

The open border with Spain is only a couple of miles from the resort making it easy to cross undiscovered

A couple of miles would just about get you to Espiche. I think as I am no good with distances so I would be in good company with the T7!!!!!!!!!

Surely it is the Tapas Bar, your back garden, then the border ? Or am I lost somewhere in Portugal ?

Don't worry - the heat seeking helicopters will come and find you!

why do i still feel like this isa alternitive to big brother?????? like a reality series that is so out of reality it doesnt make any sense???

almostgothic wrote:Don't worry - the heat seeking helicopters will come and find you!

Well Portugal not having a navy and all that, the helicopters will need to.

mossman wrote:

Keela wrote:

Chris wrote:From the comments it seems Bob has bought himself a good quality KM tape measure™:

The open border with Spain is only a couple of miles from the resort making it easy to cross undiscovered

A couple of miles would just about get you to Espiche. I think as I am no good with distances so I would be in good company with the T7!!!!!!!!!

Surely it is the Tapas Bar, your back garden, then the border ? Or am I lost somewhere in Portugal ?

I think you are lost. The tapas bar is in your back garden. Remember? it's like dining in your back garden (unquote)

You could always phone Gezza, mossman.
He's good with maps.

almostgothic wrote:You could always phone Gezza, mossman.
He's good with maps.

About the only thing he is good with, cos child minding isn't one of his forte.

Keela wrote:

almostgothic wrote:You could always phone Gezza, mossman.
He's good with maps.

About the only thing he is good with, cos child minding isn't one of his forte.

now now keela gerry said so himself it was in the bounds of responsible parenting!!!!!!!!

almostgothic wrote:You could always phone Gezza, mossman.
He's good with maps.

he says its the mediterranian, so now i am definately lost

they even took their case to the Vatican for a special appeal to Pope Benedict XVI for papal prayers.

Was this meant to be paypal?

matthew wrote:they even took their case to the Vatican for a special appeal to Pope Benedict XVI for papal prayers.

Was this meant to be paypal?

Chris wrote:From the comments it seems Bob has bought himself a good quality KM tape measure™:

The open border with Spain is only a couple of miles from the resort making it easy to cross undiscovered

ISN'T IT ABOUT 100-200 FROM PDL TO THE SPANISH BORDER,ONLY GUESSING!

fred wrote:

almostgothic wrote:Don't worry - the heat seeking helicopters will come and find you!

Well Portugal not having a navy and all that, the helicopters will need to.

Sorry, we have no sky either.

mossman wrote:

almostgothic wrote:You could always phone Gezza, mossman.
He's good with maps.

he says its the mediterranian, so now i am definately lost

PORTUGAL IS ON THE ATLANTIC OCEAN NOT THE MEDITTEREAN

Claudia79 wrote:

fred wrote:

almostgothic wrote:Don't worry - the heat seeking helicopters will come and find you!

Well Portugal not having a navy and all that, the helicopters will need to.

Sorry, we have no sky either.

IT HASN'T FALLEN IN,HAS IT?

Badboy wrote:

Claudia79 wrote:

fred wrote:

almostgothic wrote:Don't worry - the heat seeking helicopters will come and find you!

Well Portugal not having a navy and all that, the helicopters will need to.

Sorry, we have no sky either.

IT HASN'T FALLEN IN,HAS IT?

Nope. The IMF took it away.

Claudia79 wrote:

fred wrote:

almostgothic wrote:Don't worry - the heat seeking helicopters will come and find you!

Well Portugal not having a navy and all that, the helicopters will need to.

Sorry, we have no sky either.

Probably none in the UK either when Ofcom revoke their licence.

Chris wrote:

Claudia79 wrote:

fred wrote:

almostgothic wrote:Don't worry - the heat seeking helicopters will come and find you!

Well Portugal not having a navy and all that, the helicopters will need to.

Sorry, we have no sky either.

Probably none in the UK either when Ofcom revoke their licence.

No wonder there was so much confusion G McC really didnt know where they were, in the Mediterranean, no wonder he thought Portugal didnt have a \Navy. Who was it who said I see no ships.