Madeleine McCann and the Cyprus toaster thieves

Anorak's latest, "Madeleine McCann: Interpol seek Russell Hobbs and Morphy Richards" about the nicked kettle is even funnier (or more pathetic).

Love it!

interested wrote:Anorak's latest, "Madeleine McCann: Interpol seek Russell Hobbs and Morphy Richards" about the nicked kettle is even funnier (or more pathetic).

They passed her on to Tricity Bendix. Obviously. Her new name's Baby Belling.

I have fond memories of a Baby Belling that I had in my first bedsitter many moons ago - gosh, it might have been Madeleine's granny.

This Greek story is definitely in the top ten of the most stupid Madeleine stories ever.

Iris wrote:

interested wrote:Anorak's latest, "Madeleine McCann: Interpol seek Russell Hobbs and Morphy Richards" about the nicked kettle is even funnier (or more pathetic).

They passed her on to Tricity Bendix. Obviously. Her new name's Baby Belling.

And it seems the whole plot was hatched in the local restaurant.
Police are interviewing all the staff, including Mr Ken Wood (chef) and his wife Blenda.

http://www.incyprus.com.cy/en-gb/Top-Stories-News/4342/33514/girl-was-not-maddie

Girl was not Maddie

AYIA NAPA - Cyprus police have ruled out the possibility that missing girl Madeleine McCann may have been spotted in Ayia Napa.
They traced the girl seen to an elementary school in the town. Police took the witness who saw her, and he confirmed that it was the same girl, who is British.
The girl does not have the characteristic mark in her eye that Madeleine has.
Madeleine disappeared while on holiday with her family in the Algarve in 2007. There have been numerous sightings around the world but none have proved genuine.

Oh gosh, what a disappointment!

Where will Madeleine be seen next? .... Perhaps Malta while we're Madeleine spotting in the Med or maybe even Corsica. They do say the residents of this wonderful island are particularly 'swarthy'.

Yeah. What a surprise not it was.

what happened to the toaster? anyone know?

Sold on ebay for £2.00.

out of all these sightings -- there hasnt been one in great britain not as if people cannot get into this country un noticed -- i mean madeleine would stand out in most countries -- but uk ireland scotland wales etc she could blend in -- wonder what they do for a passport when madeleine is traveling the world ?

There isnt any room for swarthy looking men in the UK, it's full of polish, Bulgarian, Romanian and Croatian men.....