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Post  fred Sat 5 Oct - 7:40

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Post  almostgothic Sat 5 Oct - 8:12

So, the burglars enter the apartment. They're just about to steal the telly and the toaster when Madeleine wakes up and disturbs them.

"Oh no! Lads - we've been rumbled! Drop all the electrical goods! We'll take the kid instead!"

Daily Fail - you do talk the biggest pile of steaming, rancid bollox!

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Post  jassi Sat 5 Oct - 8:20

Not to mention the passports, oh and those mobile phones that they didn't bother taking out with them in the evenings.
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Post  kitti Sat 5 Oct - 8:38

I tell you why the mail has written this article.


The article that was withdrawn last night said Madeleine had been taken by a pedophile ring...we all know what pedophiles do....they harm children and the maccanns won't be able to plead on tv next week for madeleine and insist she has come to 'no harm' so enter the burglar who is just a petty theif and nicks your tv and money but alas Madeleine wakes up and he decides that because she can identify him or even he is childless and he and his wife have been trying for a baby for long he decides to SURPRISE his wife by bringing home a little girl for her instead...so that's it, Madeleine is being cared for by a loving childless couple.....end off case...CLOSED.


A few nigly things that SY will have to get round though...how did this burglar get madeleine to not scream with fright when finding a stranger in the apt....jez and Gerry were supposedly talking outside the apt yet they didnt hear a thing, the burglar was neatly dressed for his 'burglary' and.......in his booty bag, did he carry a bottle off sedatives...just in case off course, you never know if you may come across a small child to take home ...
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Post  fred Sat 5 Oct - 8:45

kitti wrote:I tell you why the mail  has  written this article.


The article that was withdrawn last night said Madeleine had been taken by a pedophile ring...we all know what pedophiles do....they harm children and the maccanns won't be able to plead on tv next week for madeleine and insist she has come to 'no harm' so enter the burglar who is just a petty theif  and nicks your tv and money but alas Madeleine wakes up and he decides that because she can identify him or even he is childless and he and his wife have been trying for a baby for long he decides to SURPRISE his wife by bringing home a little girl for her instead...so that's it, Madeleine is being cared for by a loving childless couple.....end off case...CLOSED.


A few nigly things that SY will have to get round though...how did this burglar get madeleine to not scream with fright when finding a stranger in the apt....jez and Gerry were supposedly talking  outside the apt yet they didnt  hear a thing, the burglar was neatly dressed  for his 'burglary' and.......in his booty bag, did he carry a bottle off sedatives...just in case off course, you never know if you may come across a small child to take home ...

.... and don't forget of course, the bottle of cadaver, and the huge cleaning job, which of course included bleaching the curtains Burglars did it!!!! 371436 
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Post  kitti Sat 5 Oct - 8:54

He had the bottle off cadaver scent just in case he came across a child whilst committing a burglary....to throw the pj off the 'scent'.
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Post  fuzeta Sat 5 Oct - 9:01

Crikey that Praria de Luz really is a dangerous place to be. Gangs of peodophiles roaming the streets, bands of thieves getting into peoples apartments at night. Strange looking spotty men with big teeth at every corner. It is a wonder the foreign office does not advise people against going. I would have thought the travel companies would have pulled out by now. bet it's hard to get insurance if you say you are staying there. Burglars did it!!!! 294124 
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Post  Krisy22 Sat 5 Oct - 9:09

Every time I read a newspaper article at the moment it seems to be even dafter than the last one. Also, notice in the comments.. its reminding people that the children were left alone.... plus why is this case getting so much money thrown at it when others fail to get a look in.
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Post  almostgothic Sat 5 Oct - 9:24

fuzeta wrote:Crikey that Praria de Luz really is a dangerous place to be. Gangs of peodophiles roaming the streets, bands of thieves getting into peoples apartments at night.  Strange looking spotty men with big teeth at every corner.  It is a wonder the foreign office does not advise people against going.   I would have thought the travel companies would have pulled out by now.   bet it's hard to get insurance if you say you are staying there. Burglars did it!!!! 294124 
Shifty blokes hanging about in stairwells dropping their dog ends on the floor, creepy couples looking for crying kids to soothe, rogue gangs of cleaners in white vans who are strangely overqualified in hospital-style deep cleaning ...... this sure is a film noir location!
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Post  cass Sat 5 Oct - 9:32

they will be saying that she died there and they took her - hence what eddie and keela found - omg poor madeline has been let down in 2007 and still is
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Post  Guest Sat 5 Oct - 9:33

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/201447/Cops-crack-Madeleine-McCann-codes

I feel that the Daily Mail article, wonderful as it is in its daftness, isn't as hilarious as this old Daily Star one on the subject of burglars.
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Post  fuzeta Sat 5 Oct - 9:55

almostgothic wrote:
fuzeta wrote:Crikey that Praria de Luz really is a dangerous place to be. Gangs of peodophiles roaming the streets, bands of thieves getting into peoples apartments at night.  Strange looking spotty men with big teeth at every corner.  It is a wonder the foreign office does not advise people against going.   I would have thought the travel companies would have pulled out by now.   bet it's hard to get insurance if you say you are staying there. Burglars did it!!!! 294124 
Shifty blokes hanging about in stairwells dropping their dog ends on the floor, creepy couples looking for crying kids to soothe, rogue gangs of cleaners in white vans who are strangely overqualified in hospital-style deep cleaning ...... this sure is a film noir location!
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Post  MaryB Sat 5 Oct - 10:05

I think they should be looking for the jemmy that was used to force the shutters.  Now are we to assume that the burglar left the jemmy on the grass or did he pick it up and take it away.  Did the person Jane Tanner saw carrying Madeleine have a jemmy and where is the pink blanket.  Was the pink blanket taken by the abductor or was it left in the apartment.  None of these details seem to be investigated by anybody.
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Post  Panda Sat 5 Oct - 10:36

Thanks kitti, very funny,Burglars did it!!!! 23324 

The Cartoonists are having a field day, BUT....the Daily Mail was the first and only Newspaper to question the first year Accounts and I believe this report is another p*** taker, so we have the Mail and Evening Standard any other Paper not buying into the phone calls Redwood is keen to investigate. ?
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Post  Guest Sat 5 Oct - 10:37

You also forgot the nannies that are really TV actresses, and the two middle aged divorcee cougars that tried to pick up Robert Murat. It's like a badly devised scene from Futurama.
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Post  Panda Sat 5 Oct - 11:23

Not Born Yesterday wrote:http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/201447/Cops-crack-Madeleine-McCann-codes

I feel that the Daily Mail article, wonderful as it is in its daftness, isn't as hilarious as this old Daily Star one on the subject of burglars.
Thanks NBY, I think the Editor gave this assignment to a Cub reporter to test his imagination.Burglars did it!!!! 294124 


"Dave Edgar, a former detective now investigating the case for the McCanns, has said: “Someone just doesn’t go in, a passer-by, and pick up a child and take it. They may have been watching for over a week or more"

Err, weren't the McCanns only on holiday for a week?


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Post  almostgothic Sat 5 Oct - 11:29

Panda wrote:Thanks NBY, I think the Editor gave this assignment to a Cub reporter to test his imagination.Burglars did it!!!! 294124 
I think the Editor gave this assignment to a p*ssed reporter to test his intoxication!
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Post  fred Sat 5 Oct - 11:31

Panda wrote:
Not Born Yesterday wrote:http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/201447/Cops-crack-Madeleine-McCann-codes

I feel that the Daily Mail article, wonderful as it is in its daftness, isn't as hilarious as this old Daily Star one on the subject of burglars.
Thanks NBY, I think the Editor gave this assignment to a Cub reporter to test his imagination.Burglars did it!!!! 294124 


"Dave Edgar, a former detective now investigating the case for the McCanns, has said: “Someone just doesn’t go in, a passer-by, and pick up a child and take it. They may have been watching for over a week or more"

Err, weren't the McCanns only on holiday for a week?


The tabloids don't let a silly little thing like truth, spoil a good story!!
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Post  tanszi Sat 5 Oct - 11:41

Hiya Kitti, I agree with you up to a point re the removal of the Daily Mail article. I agree that the McCs wont be able to claim that Madeleine is safe if taken by a gang of paedophiles, but also the children can now read or apparently children in their school say things to the twins. way too scary for the twins to take on board, or any other child, but then the McCs only have themselves to blame for the huge media interest, G McC saying she d been taken by a paedophile and Ks book. Also the comments were not too much in the favour of the McCs. We are always led to believe we are nutters, I did nt realise 70% of British people were upset at the children being left alone, so we re not in the minority as K would have people think. This whole thing imo has been an own goal for the McCs and SY.

I really think SY are scraping the bottom of the barrel with this burgular thing, and im not on my own. jimo.
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Post  Keela Sat 5 Oct - 12:25

jassi wrote:Not to mention the passports, oh and those mobile phones that they didn't bother taking out with them in the evenings.

Don't forget the watches which none of them were wearing but which K & G appeared to wear in the later days.
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Post  Panda Sat 5 Oct - 12:31

almostgothic wrote:
Panda wrote:Thanks NBY, I think the Editor gave this assignment to a Cub reporter to test his imagination.Burglars did it!!!! 294124 
I think the Editor gave this assignment to a p*ssed reporter to test his intoxication!
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I was going to say you couldn't make this story up....but they have.!!!


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Post  weissnicht Sat 5 Oct - 12:32

We had this burglar shite before. This all is getting ludicrous ..to but it nicely. I sure would know other words to say what I think about the whole charade..but that would be libel, I think. Burglars did it!!!! 738116 
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Post  Chris Sat 5 Oct - 12:42

It would be interesting to know the statistics for disturbed burglars absconding with infants or is this a completely new type of crime discovered by SY. I bet Burglar Bill couldn't believe his luck having luck having entered the apartment for a few readies and/or high value items and found he had a three year old to fence.
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Post  Panda Sat 5 Oct - 12:46

weissnicht wrote:We had this burglar shite before. This all is getting ludicrous ..to but it nicely. I sure would know other words to say what I think about the whole charade..but that would be libel, I think. Burglars did it!!!! 738116 
I just wonder if the Judge has been reading all the U.K. Press reports , she would have no hesitation in throwing out the case on the grounds that the McCanns suffer from the same affliction as the Press a vivid memory. !!!
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