Haha!!!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/436799689701988/permalink/560753277306628/#!/groups/507450985946255/
Read Warrens satire on the case, it's brilliant.

I can't see any off it, have to be a member I think.

kitti wrote:I can't see  any off  it, have to be a member I think.

I've changed the link kitti, try again. Scroll down until it comes to Warrens post.

fred wrote:

kitti wrote:I can't see  any off  it, have to be a member I think.

I've changed the link kitti, try again.  Scroll down until it comes to Warrens post.

You have to be a member of the group to see it Fred, it's a closed group so the wall is hidden for non members.

margaret wrote:

fred wrote:

kitti wrote:I can't see  any off  it, have to be a member I think.

I've changed the link kitti, try again.  Scroll down until it comes to Warrens post.

You have to be a member of the group to see it Fred, it's a closed group so the wall is hidden for non members.

I've changed the link Margaret to an open group.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/436799689701988/permalink/560753277306628/#!/groups/507450985946255/
Hopefully you can see it.

Fred, I can't see it on either link

fred wrote:

margaret wrote:

fred wrote:

kitti wrote:I can't see  any off  it, have to be a member I think.

I've changed the link kitti, try again.  Scroll down until it comes to Warrens post.

You have to be a member of the group to see it Fred, it's a closed group so the wall is hidden for non members.

I've changed the link Margaret to an open group.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/436799689701988/permalink/560753277306628/#!/groups/507450985946255/
Hopefully you can see it.

Nope, not working for me either

I can't either.

Warren ThorntonThe Madeleine McCann CONTROVERSY

McCANN WORLD
Have you ever wanted a holiday without those pesky kids ? Well now you can bring them with you to our leisure complex.
No more having to worry about doing the right thing,you can be entirely selfish and if something goes wrong..well we here at McCANN WORLD can cover it up for you!
Just read our brochure here and see the exciting cop outs we can offer those who think neglect is not a big deal and manslaughter and murder even less! You will be amazed at the range of offers available at our exclusive resort and it does not come any better than being endorsed by Crimewatch.
Please look at the map provided as we take you on a journey..no..not to Huelva,round the complex. Let's start at the top left in orderly fashion with...
GERRY McCANN STONEWALL
Ever been asked a tricky question about your kids? ..no don't answer that! Let Gerry"Ask the dogs Sandra" do it for you!
Gone are those difficult questions you do not want to answer! Stonewall Gerry is an expert at answering other questions that bear no relation to the one asked. No more embarrassing woman refusing to answer 48 questions in a row when Gerry is on the case and if by unlucky chance or sheer neglect your child has a fatal accident why just dump the body using our facility ...
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No more risking detection by dogs with HIRE A HEARSE ! We have all sorts of transport available but why not try our new top of the line Renault McCann with it's boot big enough to fit a small child in!
You can drive it yourself or we can get a designated driver with possibly military experience to drive it away for you.They can then park it at an off-complex villa and leave the doors and boot open to get rid of that cadaver smell,if the dogs find hair or blood or fluids in the car,we can get round that by saying the one in a billion chance of it being someone else is just that! But what about the cadaver smell i hear you ask? No worries just use our new service from....
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Having trouble explaining the odour of cadaver away? Tried to say it was dirty nappies,rubbish to the tip,rotting meat ? Made up a silly story about examining six dead bodies when you didn't ? Do not worry,SEA BASS WORLD covers that,no story about fishing when you didn't or buying one when you didn't,we can give you one from our shop on the complex,place it in the Hearse and as it naturally has cadaverine in it you are off the hook !
You may be stressed out after this so why not try.....
DAVID PAYNE'S MASSAGE
We are pleased to offer this service to married ladies on the complex,while hubby trots off to the tennis court and strokes some balls why not let yourself feel a pummelling from Payne,you know what they say no Payne no gain,it can last as long as you like thirty seconds or thirty minutes! Be sure to book before 7pm to avoid disappointment.
If that does not tickle your fancy take a look at our ...
ABDUCTION AREA
Complete with tampered shutters and unlockable doors it is perfect for that alibi,also incorporated is a stationary kiosk,you never know when you might need a notebook and pens for those all important timelines! If you choose to not only abandon them at night but want to leave them with strangers during the day then why not try....
CRUELLA'S CRECHE
Run by Tapas members from 7am to 5pm,avoiding cuts in drinking time,our dedicated staff can accommodate up to 101 of the spotty little herberts,just like the body later you can dump them off when you wish,also incorporated is Philly's Pharmacy,orders must be written in green ink,where you can purchase Calpol and/or swap dirty needles for fresh ones!
After all that you must be exhausted,never mind wasting a tenner on a babysitter,get yourself along to Kate's......
TAPAS TOWN
Here you can booze the night away at a tenner a bottle,wine orders must be 14 bottles or more for a table of six. Sit here every night and get sozzled till you are the last to leave and check on the kids after downing masses of cheap vino,...OH NO! Have they fallen and hurt themselves..worse?..Hey no biggie because help is at hand in the shape of ...
ALIBI ALLEY
No problem! Whilst someone stashes the body Jayne Tanner,the instant alibi(just add water) is waiting to help you out.She will swear on a stack of bibles that half blotto,she saw a swarthy man carrying away your child from the ABDUCTION AREA but was too smashed to raise the alarm,tell anyone for hours or tackle the fake abductor herself.She will also,whilst being a paid helper recollect more details long after the hangover has worn off and will swear she saw your child carried off down...
CARTER CROOK CREEK
Think you are up the creek without a paddle? Not a bit of it,our expensive libel lawyers are well known for representing all sorts of crooks as long as they pay is good,they will frighten anyone with writs of libel daring to challenge your sanitised version of events. But that is only one third of the unholy trinity we offer you as we come to...
PINK WORLD
At last ample reward is provided for abysmal parenting. Not for you the merciless slaughter of a council estate couple in the press,is your father an ex Labour MP? No matter,we have a master of spin,working alongside expensive libel lawyers,yes they do cost a lot don't they?, we have Clarence Mitchell,along with the Wright man,they will handle,threaten cajole and warp the media perception for you until you are almost canonised,our team are second to none at getting barefaced lies printed in the papers,on the internet and even on TV but you have forgotten one thing you will need to....
PIN THE PATSY
Situated on the far bottom left of the complex,this is last piece in your get away with it all holiday,you will need a fall guy! It is ok,we have powerful government friends and alongside DCI Deadloss and Gordon Brown we can ensure that thousands of false sightings are blown up in the media,we can also make sure that any police investigation looks only at an abduction scenario...no we cannot tell you how either,just trust us on this!
we can also arrange to try and get the public onside by vaguely accusing anyone to put forward anyone they know with a mobile phone who has ever visited Portugal,we will do this just in case we have to take some innocent cop to trial for telling the truth.
When it comes his turn to give evidence we will enlist TV stations and the internet to play PIN THE PATSY and invite the public to ring in and shop that bloke who stared at them funny once.
By the end of your stay in McCANN WORLD,we will even be convinced you are innocent while millions from a new appeal roll in.
Who said crime doesn't pay!!?? Who said you can't get away with murder?.
A wazdan brochure production any connections to persons living or dead are entirely intentional.

Thank you Anna   Nice to have a talented person on hand 

fred wrote:Thank you Anna    Nice to have a talented person on hand 

No talent involved! I'm a member of one of the groups it was posted on!  

Oh dear, how many more can they take to court? Once Carter Ruck get up from the floor from laughing at this, they have someone else to sue.

Oh my word  

i have just posted on a new thread called is This True and mentioned this. The comments which follow the "brochure" are enlightening to say the least.

Oooo you are awful... but I like you!

BY WARREN THORTON
Ladies and gentlemen after the Crimewatch fable wazdan productions can reveal the new McScam single to be released the following day,it goes on sale the following day priced £19.99 and is a remake of an old Abba hit with different lyrics.
MONEY,MONEY MONEY