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Post  Panda Sun 16 Mar - 12:01

I didn't want to post this with all the sleaze on daily news .....it's excellent. And now for something completely different. 294124 



Subject: Fw: Fwd: Essay





This is a story of a 16 year-old boy from Tamworth who won the World's Shortest Essay competition.
He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Sydney for his imagination and humour…Here it is…

Shortest Essay:

An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

1. Religion
2. Royalty
3. Physical Disability
4. Racism
5. Homosexuality





The prize-winner wrote:

'My God,' cried the Queen, 'That one-legged coon is a poofter’



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