Re: 4 THINGS YOU CAN SEE FROM WHERE YOU ARE SITTING

**Panda** Mon 24 Jan - 18:40

Mouse, jotter, Tea Cup, pen

**AnnaEsse** Mon 24 Jan - 19:27

Pack of Fisherman's Friend

Stapler

Oil burner

Photo of my grandson James

**malena stool** Fri 28 Jan - 21:41

Telephone
Bottle of Lamb's Rum
Steaming cup of Horlicks
Jury Summons Paperwork

**Lioned** Fri 28 Jan - 22:21

Pen and Ink Characature drawing of me holding the FA Cup.
Baby Secrets talking doll (my favorite)
Louis Wain painting of funny cats
Dead body of man with pencil stuck in his heart.

krissie Sun 30 Jan - 21:30

Lioned, I'm just calling the police about the dead man you've been watching since Friday! 4 THINGS YOU CAN SEE FROM WHERE YOU ARE SITTING - Page 6 29204

**malena stool** Mon 31 Jan - 22:20

Lioned wrote:Pen and Ink Characature drawing of me holding the FA Cup.
Baby Secrets talking doll (my favorite)
Louis Wain painting of funny cats
Dead body of man with pencil stuck in his heart.

This body, Lioned.......is it a suicide and he tried to write the suicide note on his heart? 4 THINGS YOU CAN SEE FROM WHERE YOU ARE SITTING - Page 6 25346

Fishing Calendar 2 days out of date.
Picture of Mrs Stool and Me at a friend's daughter's new babie's christening
Emty mug that had Horlicks in.
CDs full of photos ready to send to the kids.

**Lioned** Mon 31 Jan - 22:30

I also have in sight.........

Another dead body of a man with half a squashed flat chest
A notepad with Ebay list on it
A personalised mug with various pics of me and the kids 'embedded' on it in football kit
One of them flashing internet things

**malena stool** Tue 1 Feb - 20:27

Lioned wrote:I also have in sight.........

Another dead body of a man with half a squashed flat chest
A notepad with Ebay list on it
A personalised mug with various pics of me and the kids 'embedded' on it in football kit
One of them flashing internet things

Another body?.....Do you have a licence for this collection of deceased homosapiens?
Are you selling these bodies on Ebay?
Which kit are you wearing on the mug shots?.....Millwall?
Is the flashing thingy a Blues and Twos siren thingy from a police car?

New box of paper tissues
Bottle of lens cleaner.
Pair of scissors
A 2gig SD card from camera.

**kitti** Tue 1 Feb - 20:41

Victors fillings!!!

**Lioned** Tue 1 Feb - 21:05

Another curled up man in 'feotus' postion,maybe alive,not sure
Can of coke as i can't be bothered to go out in the rain to the garage for the beer stash
Stack of books ready for Amazon.com.uk
tv remote

**malena stool** Tue 1 Feb - 21:35

Lioned wrote:Another curled up man in 'feotus' postion,maybe alive,not sure
Can of coke as i can't be bothered to go out in the rain to the garage for the beer stash
Stack of books ready for Amazon.com.uk
tv remote

Good God Lioned, are a Mortuary caretaker or a relation of either Burke or Hare? If not where do you keep finding these bodies?
The coke you refer to...is it brown and in liquid form?
Are the books anything to do with body snatching?
Is your tv remote considered a lethal weapon?

CDs loaded with saved photos.
Glass half full of Rum.
Roll of masking tape
Jiffy bags for posting CDs.

**Lioned** Wed 2 Feb - 20:40

"Good God Lioned, are a Mortuary caretaker or a relation of either Burke or Hare? If not where do you keep finding these bodies?"

My son gets them for me.Usually Xmas or Birthdays.

A glass of the famous grouse (about a treble) with lots of ice
A Take That cd ready to be 'ripped'
Mobile phone
New York Yellow Taxi Cab

**malena stool** Wed 2 Feb - 22:22

Lioned wrote:"Good God Lioned, are a Mortuary caretaker or a relation of either Burke or Hare? If not where do you keep finding these bodies?"

My son gets them for me.Usually Xmas or Birthdays.

A glass of the famous grouse (about a treble) with lots of ice
A Take That cd ready to be 'ripped'
Mobile phone
New York Yellow Taxi Cab

He sounds a very resourceful young man Lioned and obviously gives deep thought as to your needs. But, what are you doing with all these bodies? Doesn't Mrs Lioned have any comments about the pong?

Hospital appointment put back until 1st April....They've got to be joking.
Mobile phone on charge.
Abu 505 closed faced reel, can't make my mind up whether to put it on Ebay.
Printer cartridge warning light flashing...More expense.

Fern Fri 4 Mar - 15:43

Large canvas world map

Suunto watch

Merrell hiking shoes

Mountains outside

Guest Fri 4 Mar - 16:04

the iron (switched off and idle)
a tin of hello kitty body butter (strawberry, i only bought it because i liked the tin)
a cheque book with only 1 cheque left in it
and a acket of jimmy con carrne crisps, which i am just about to open and eat!!! 4 THINGS YOU CAN SEE FROM WHERE YOU ARE SITTING - Page 6 23324

4 THINGS YOU CAN SEE FROM WHERE YOU ARE SITTING - Page 6 23324

**Lioned** Fri 4 Mar - 23:06

A small glass of metaxa (for medicinal purposes)
A big bottle of money
A red telephone
A mauve dead body in the feotus position

Fern Sat 5 Mar - 16:38

Lit logburner (its turned really cold here today)

Staffie (fast asleep)

Brown faux (fake not fox) fur throw

Various candles

**lifeisforliving** Mon 7 Mar - 23:35

hairbrush, mobile phone, lottery ticket, photograph in a frame

**malena stool** Tue 22 Mar - 19:50

Bottle of Grant's
Pair of scissors
Mobile phone on charge....yet again. Must jet a new battery.
Bag of Mint Imperials.......Must keep eyes on waist line.

**Lioned** Tue 22 Mar - 20:55

A bottle of 'Bud' (number 4)
A bag of crisps
A nutty bar of some sort
A bandaged knee

**AnnaEsse** Tue 22 Mar - 22:59

Bottle of hand cream

Barts of London School of Medicine desk calendar

Framed photo of grandson

Wind-up somersaulting cat toy.

**malena stool** Sat 26 Mar - 19:17

Digital Camera
Lens Cleaner Spray
New 8Gig Memory Stick
Saw 4 DVD

Guest Sat 26 Mar - 19:25

A digital clock
an alarm clock
a Casio watch
and a Nintendo DS.

All lined up ready for 2am when the clocks get shifted. 4 THINGS YOU CAN SEE FROM WHERE YOU ARE SITTING - Page 6 847843

4 THINGS YOU CAN SEE FROM WHERE YOU ARE SITTING - Page 6 847843

**Krisy22** Sat 26 Mar - 22:02

Address book

Wildlife of Britain Calendar

Bunch of Daffs

Glass of Red

**mumbles** Sat 26 Mar - 22:07

Bruguer paint colour chart.
Cien - chocolate skin cream.
Sand paper.
Glass of wine.

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