Charles wants Camilla as Queen

By Robert Jobson, 14/09/2008
PRINCE Charles is secretly plotting to make Camilla our QUEEN, the News of the World can sensationally reveal.

The heir to the throne has held top-level meetings with his main advisors, constitutional experts and religious leaders to secure his wife the title she’s desperate for.

He is likely to get his way—because it would require a change in law for her NOT to be crowned.

And he’s prepared to do it with or without the Queen’s approval.

The plan is a U-turn on what Charles officially announced when he married his divorced long-term lover three years ago.

It will infuriate those who believe Camilla should never be queen—because her relationship with Charles caused the breakdown of his marriage to Princess Diana.

And it could stir up republican sentiment in the 15 Commonwealth states that have our Queen as head of state, including Australia, New Zealand and Canada.

A senior Royal Household source said that the increasingly regal Camilla is determined to have the top title—even though it is widely known she dislikes public duties.
Crisis

The palace aide said: “Make no mistake, this is very important to the Prince and the Duchess.

“Clarence House has previously indicated that when the Prince of Wales becomes king, Camilla intends to be known as Princess Consort. But that is not set in stone—far from it. The Prince and Duchess do not want her status undermined when he is the sovereign. And both believe the matter will be resolved in their favour.

“Remember the Prince once authorised a leak that he had no intention of marrying Mrs Parker Bowles. But everyone knew the truth—he had every intention of getting what he wanted.”

The Queen is worried that making Camilla queen will harm the Royal family. But under current laws Camilla will AUTOMATICALLY get the title when Charles is made king, simply because she is his wife.

The ruling was established in 1936 during the abdication crisis involving King Edward VIII.

And Charles believes by the time the Queen dies, the public will have warmed enough towards Camilla so as to not to mind her taking the top title.

Our source said: “Charles is mindful of the Queen’s views. But he knows in his own mind that his wife should be queen when he ascends to the throne.”

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/article25344.ece

Secretly plotting. I doubt it. His mother would behead the old bag before she lets her on the throne.

I know this should be in the joke section but couldn't resist putting it here...


Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got

increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night after

the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired back to

their room.

Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling.

Ones feet are killing One.'

Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour.

. . . But it would not budge.

'Harder' yelled Camilla, 'Harder'

Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody

tight!'

'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried.

Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla

exclaimed 'There! Oh God, that feels so good.'

In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said

'See I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!'

Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove

the other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this ones even

tighter'

At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen 'That's my

boy, Once a Navy man, always a navy man!'

:risas:

Good one Pete!!!!

petefergie wrote:I know this should be in the joke section but couldn't resist putting it here...


Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got

increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night after

the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired back to

their room.

Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling.

Ones feet are killing One.'

Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour.

. . . But it would not budge.

'Harder' yelled Camilla, 'Harder'

Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody

tight!'

'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried.

Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla

exclaimed 'There! Oh God, that feels so good.'

In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said

'See I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!'

Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove

the other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this ones even

tighter'

At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen 'That's my

boy, Once a Navy man, always a navy man!'

That's a good one. I even got it first time!

petefergie wrote:I know this should be in the joke section but couldn't resist putting it here...


Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got

increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night after

the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired back to

their room.

Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling.

Ones feet are killing One.'

Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour.

. . . But it would not budge.

'Harder' yelled Camilla, 'Harder'

Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody

tight!'

'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried.

Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla

exclaimed 'There! Oh God, that feels so good.'

In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said

'See I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!'

Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove

the other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this ones even

tighter'

At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen 'That's my

boy, Once a Navy man, always a navy man!'

Nice one

petefergie wrote:I know this should be in the joke section but couldn't resist putting it here...


Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got

increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night after

the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired back to

their room.

Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling.

Ones feet are killing One.'

Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour.

. . . But it would not budge.

'Harder' yelled Camilla, 'Harder'

Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody

tight!'

'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried.

Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla

exclaimed 'There! Oh God, that feels so good.'

In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said

'See I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!'

Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove

the other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this ones even

tighter'

At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen 'That's my

boy, Once a Navy man, always a navy man!'

:risas: :risas:

as usual pete...excellent!

Thats just sooooo funny!x

very funny

StGerald wrote:By Robert Jobson, 14/09/2008
PRINCE Charles is secretly plotting to make Camilla our QUEEN, the News of the World can sensationally reveal.

The heir to the throne has held top-level meetings with his main advisors, constitutional experts and religious leaders to secure his wife the title she’s desperate for.

He is likely to get his way—because it would require a change in law for her NOT to be crowned.

And he’s prepared to do it with or without the Queen’s approval.

The plan is a U-turn on what Charles officially announced when he married his divorced long-term lover three years ago.

It will infuriate those who believe Camilla should never be queen—because her relationship with Charles caused the breakdown of his marriage to Princess Diana.

And it could stir up republican sentiment in the 15 Commonwealth states that have our Queen as head of state, including Australia, New Zealand and Canada.

A senior Royal Household source said that the increasingly regal Camilla is determined to have the top title—even though it is widely known she dislikes public duties.
Crisis

The palace aide said: “Make no mistake, this is very important to the Prince and the Duchess.

“Clarence House has previously indicated that when the Prince of Wales becomes king, Camilla intends to be known as Princess Consort. But that is not set in stone—far from it. The Prince and Duchess do not want her status undermined when he is the sovereign. And both believe the matter will be resolved in their favour.

“Remember the Prince once authorised a leak that he had no intention of marrying Mrs Parker Bowles. But everyone knew the truth—he had every intention of getting what he wanted.”

The Queen is worried that making Camilla queen will harm the Royal family. But under current laws Camilla will AUTOMATICALLY get the title when Charles is made king, simply because she is his wife.

The ruling was established in 1936 during the abdication crisis involving King Edward VIII.

And Charles believes by the time the Queen dies, the public will have warmed enough towards Camilla so as to not to mind her taking the top title.

Our source said: “Charles is mindful of the Queen’s views. But he knows in his own mind that his wife should be queen when he ascends to the throne.”

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/article25344.ece

Does this have any connection with todays news on sky?

a) the law is to be changed to allow Roman Catholics to ascend the throne.
b) the Queen wants more money from the government.

I have to say I thought the latter request was a tad untimely given the present financial crisis. Sounds as though her advisers are as incompetent as Clarence Mitchell.