Re: Illnesses & diseases

cherry1 Sun 22 Apr - 17:32

Not Born Yesterday wrote:Must admit that I thought ABCD syndrome was a wind-up but it isn't.

Beriberi

I see I got away with my zooboo disease then! Illnesses & diseases - Page 32 23324

dysentry

Guest Sun 22 Apr - 17:36

Most of the names are so bizarre that it's hard to know which are genuine and which aren't! Trust me (I'm a doctor - NOT!) I only go for genuine ones.

Elephantiasis

Link added: you really wouldn't wish this on anyone.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantiasis

cherry1 Sun 22 Apr - 17:38

are you sure that is a genuine one Illnesses & diseases - Page 32 303636

Fibroids

**malena stool** Sun 22 Apr - 19:28

Glutus maximus acheus.... Pain in the a*se
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I lied...
Gout
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cherry1 Sun 22 Apr - 20:51

hepatitis

**mara thon** Sun 22 Apr - 20:52

horrid shoulder and arm injuries Illnesses & diseases - Page 32 389741

cherry1 Mon 23 Apr - 22:01

poor marathon, I'll say a prayer for you Illnesses & diseases - Page 32 377521

itchy skin

**mara thon** Mon 23 Apr - 22:06

(aww thanks cherry, don't ever trip up and fall sideways onto the edge of a concrete step)

Johanson–Blizzard syndrome

**malena stool** Wed 25 Apr - 8:58

Kleptomania..... Disease where there is an irrational and compulsive desire to steal from others. Politicians have been found to be among the highest sufferers of this traumatically fattening disease, the symptoms of which can only be relieved by large and secret cash injections from public funds.

Guest Wed 25 Apr - 10:48

Litigious Mania.

Okay I've made that one up but look at the definition of "litigious" - who does that remind you of?!

http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/litigious

**mara thon** Wed 25 Apr - 22:06

meniers disease

(yes I certainly think a certain couple suffer from litigious mania, I don't believe there is any cure for it)

cherry1 Wed 25 Apr - 23:57

marathon - (aww thanks cherry, don't ever trip up and fall sideways onto the edge of a concrete step)

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Ill try very hard not to!

neurotic -

**mara thon** Thu 26 Apr - 21:46

over active thyroid

cherry1 Fri 27 Apr - 21:13

personality disorder

**malena stool** Fri 27 Apr - 21:44

Q Fever.

cherry1 Sat 28 Apr - 22:57

rheumatism

**mara thon** Sat 28 Apr - 23:15

sprained ankle

cherry1 Mon 30 Apr - 2:30

**malena stool** Mon 30 Apr - 9:18

Ulcerative Colitis

**mara thon** Mon 30 Apr - 16:03

Van Allen Myhre Syndrome

**malena stool** Tue 1 May - 19:30

Wartenberg's disease.

cherry1 Thu 3 May - 23:41

xtremely bad pains

**malena stool** Fri 4 May - 19:16

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Yellow Fever...

**mara thon** Fri 4 May - 22:20

Zygomycosis

**malena stool** Sat 5 May - 19:14

Aneurysm.

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