Celebrity Divorces/breakups

Oh, dear....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1235448/Tiger-Woods-wife-end-marriage-Christmas.html

I do like Tiger Woods, despite everything. I feel sorry for his wife and children, though.

too big for his pants...he had 10 lovers on the go, supposedly!!

He just got voted as Sports Personality Of The Year by some journalists's associaton in the US. The vote was taken after his car crash!

He could have a 100 lovers for all i care lol.....

Despite being:
The Worlds No.1 Golfer.
A loving husband.
A devoted father.
Stupendously rich.
Dripping with charm.
Chased by flocks of devoted lovers.

This man is totally dysfunctional when it comes to driving.

Harvesmom wrote:

kitti wrote:too big for his pants...he had 10 lovers on the go, supposedly!!

Makes you wonder how he had the energy to play golf as well

Debbie was alleging yesterday that TB hd 6!

It must be catching.

I THINK IT IS REMARKABLE THAT THE UK PRESS CAN FIND EVERY WOMAN WITH WHOM TIGER WOODS HAS HAD AN AFFAIR IN THE LAST FEW YEARS, WITH PHOTOS, TEXT MESSAGES, RECORDED PHONE CALLS, ETC.

THEY KNOW NOT ONLY THE CAUSE OF THE FAMILY FIGHT, BUT THEY EVEN KNOW IT WAS A WEDGE FROM HIS GOLF BAG THAT SHE USED TO BREAK OUT THE WINDOWS IN THE ESCALADE. NOT ONLY THAT, THEY KNOW WHICH WEDGE!!!

THIS IS THE SAME PRESS THAT IS UNABLE TO REPORT FAIRLY OR ACCURATELY ABOUT A 3 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO WENT MISSING FROM A HOLIDAY APARTMENT AFTER HER PARENTS LEFT HER BABY SITTING HER TWIN SIBLINGS EVERY NIGHT ON A FAMILY HOLIDAY.

THIS IS TRULY OUTSTANDING IN THE ANAL OF A FREE UNBIASED BRITISH PRESS AND STOUT UPRIGHT JOURNALISTS.

(Yes I know, anal refers to a specific area of the mammalian torso where refuse is excreted and what I really meant to type was annals).

Nah, malena, "anal" IS the right word. They truly disgust me. No doubt Julia will be along soon, to tell us all we're just too ignorant to understand it.

If I were his wife I would have kicked him in his willy and kicked him out.

Well she did smack him around the head with a nine iron by all accounts,maybe she should practice her swing a bit lower !!

Lioned wrote:If I were his wife I would have kicked him in his willy and kicked him out.

Well she did smack him around the head with a nine iron by all accounts,maybe she should practice her swing a bit lower !!

I believe it incurs a two stroke penalty to hit two balls with the same stroke.....

She might not be able to sing that well (she's just about ok) but she can entertain and she is always very nice,so quite how she ended up with that overated twat of a footballer i dont know,she's well off away from him before terry comes sniffing around.I'm glad it looks like she's come to her senses.

Apparently, Ashley Cole was faced with an intruder at his Surrey home this morning.

Reports say he came face-to-face with the man and said, "Sorry, John, she's in LA."

I would love to ed as she's very nice,but a bit scrawny for my liking,now send round Holly and she can have my sausages any day.........

Another disgrace from the hall of chelsea shame.Serial adulterer at least 5 at the last count and probably loads more.Needs to jump back into the cesspit with terry and the rest of their shamefull friends.

"Some people are on the pitch !! They think its all over ? It is now"

Cheryl Cole sent Ashley Cole a text message to tell him their marriage was over, it was reported.

She sent the message "Move out. It's over" from Los Angeles early on Sunday, according to The Sun.

The newspaper said the singer, 26, wants to put a statement out about a split by the end of the week so that she can begin to move on.

Cheryl has ordered her husband to leave their £6 million Surrey mansion before she returns to Britain, it said.

The X Factor judge managed to perform at the Brits but fled to the US minus her wedding ring following allegations that her husband had been unfaithful.

The England and Chelsea footballer, 29, is also alleged to have sent sex texts from his mobile.

A friend told The Sun: "Cheryl has decided enough is enough and she is going to divorce him. She has told Ashley to get out of the family home because she does not wish to see him. She has no desire to hear any more excuses or explanations."

in the box marked (please state your reasons for divorce?), cheryl cole Wrote...

"y eye man, i cud unt fu-in belive the cheetin lyin bast-ad was shagin some fu-in big fat lass beyind me fu-in back like so i yam fu-in chuck-in im like ye naw"

Have you seen that stupid tattoo cheryl's got on the back of her neck / Oh dear gonna hurt getting rid of that
Mrs C.........

Tweedy,and yes she is saying thats her name now.

She's beautiful

I think she's lovely too fred,and comes across as a really nice girl.

Holly Willoughby NOW thats a woooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooo in my book cheryl cole,s a good looker and a nice accent but i like a bit meat on ma woman

the one and only big_l wrote:Holly Willoughby NOW thats a woooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooo in my book cheryl cole,s a good looker and a nice accent but i like a bit meat on ma woman

Oi Big_l I'm gonna have Hollys babys, a womans got to have some meat on her bones and Hollys got all the curves in the right places.


There is something very sexy about a geordie accent i have to say.

Twitterer Jan Moir claims Cole is gay and Cheryl is a racist.

Laffin Assasin wrote:Twitterer Jan Moir claims Cole is gay and Cheryl is a racist.

Does Jan Moir come from the planet twit ?