Ian Holloway....(balls).............

One of the funniest men around in football management.........

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth
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Right now, everything is going wrong for me - if I fell in a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb!
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To the people who booed - boo to you!
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This one following a less than convincing win against Chesterfield.........

"To put it in gentleman's terms if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She wasn't the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let's have a coffee"

“He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking – he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster – That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive.” (Speaking about Cristiano Ronaldo)