McCann's PI's to interview the dogs!!

Current Bun 1/4/12

In a dramatic development to extend the search for their daughter Madeleine - Kate & Gerry McCann have revealed they have instructed their own privately funded, private investigators to go and talk to the dogs Eddie and Keela to see if they can reveal any new evidence of the poor little girls disappearence. Meeting them at a secret location abroad, both dogs refused to talk pawing in turn at pieces of paper laid on the floor - notepaper with the letter heading - Carter Ruck.

Unpreturbed, the McCanns well paid sluths swung into action and unearthed video coverage of the original investigation in apartment 5a of the Ocean Club, PDL, Portugal by the highly trained and highly reputable sniffer dogs - Eddie and Keela

In the video - when asked the question - can you detect the scent of death in this apartment? Eddie answered 'WOOF' which Eddie has been trained in dog speak to mean yes. Eddie said 'Woof' in several locations in the MCCanns apartment including the living room and the wardrobe.

When asked the question of Keela, can you smell blood? Keela stood still and pointed with her nose - again dog speak for yes and she indicated the location of the blood behind the sofa in the living room, the same area where Eddie had confirmed the scent of death.

When questioned about Eddie's 'Woofing' indicating scent of a dead body on some of her holiday clothes, Kate McCann confirmed that this was due to her handeling 6 dead bodies as part of her job before she went on holiday that year.

The McCann's privately funded investigators have now handed over the videos of the dogs work in PDL to the Met Police who are carrying out a review of Madeleine's case, as demanded by the McCann's and supported by the Prime Minister, David Cameron himself earlier this year. The review will determine if the Portugese Police overlooked anything in their investigation of the girls disappearence, evidence that may have affected the conclusions reached by the PJ. The conclusions of the review are expected in late January in time for the McCann's court appearence in Lisbon.

When the Current Bun contacted Kate McCann for comment on this latest dramatic turn of evidence Kate McCann replied F***g T**ser F***g T**ser.

Aunti Phil did later give a comment to our reporter saying:- Ask Gerry Sandra, Ask Gerry.

When our reporter caught up with Gerry after days of waiting for him at his place of work as a Dr in a hospital Gerry said:- 'do you want to do a serialisation of our next book?? If so how much - please dont be ludicrous??'

The case continues.

Excellent!

That made I larf

NoStone



Very good - now this could almost be called "A Right Carry On" - whoops perhaps not don't want to give Gerry and Kate ideas!

very funny

Very good, and when something is good, it's worth getting the details right too! Keela is not trained to detect the scent of death and she doesn't bark! She gives a 'passive alert,' by holding her nose as close as possible to the object or place where she detects the odour of human blood.

Excellent NoStone. An excellent piece! If only folks were smart enough to understand them doggies!

AnnaEsse wrote:Excellent NoStone. An excellent piece! If only folks were smart enough to understand them doggies!

Good policeman and the courts understand their work and the significance of their work Anna! But we have neither over here it seems!

NoStone wrote:

AnnaEsse wrote:Excellent NoStone. An excellent piece! If only folks were smart enough to understand them doggies!

Good policeman and the courts understand their work and the significance of their work Anna! But we have neither over here it seems!

Yes, I think you may be right. Considering Eddie and Keela's success rate, you'd think they'd be taken seriously. Those dogs are insured for millions! Somebody thinks they're of great value!

I think that Gerry is almost at his wits end actually. He would like nothing better than to rid the world of this truly "remarkable duo" and all others if only he could. He's doing his best the stifle all dissent regarding the "abduction hypothesis" including gagging the journalists now.

The only thing he can't erase is the evidence of Eddie and Keela.

Angelique wrote:I think that Gerry is almost at his wits end actually. He would like nothing better than to rid the world of this truly "remarkable duo" and all others if only he could. He's doing his best the stifle all dissent regarding the "abduction hypothesis" including gagging the journalists now.

The only thing he can't erase is the evidence of Eddie and Keela.

Hi Angelique, and he can't remove the released files, and he certainly cannot remove what is on the WWW.

Bobsy

You are quite right - but I don't doubt TM will attempt to have everything "whitewashed away" that doesn't accord with their mantra - "Madeleine was most certainly abducted!"

I think they will just continue "dissing the dogs" - they have no choice.

We are at check mate as regards movement either way - we know the Met Review will be an exercise in paper shuffling and will not produce evidence of how Madeleine disappeared. Its sole purpose is to look for leads to find her.

TM will continue to invade our screens with their "abduction hypothesis".