Madeleine McCann not seen today at........

Despite hundreds of police officers and stewards and thousands of cricket fans being on the look out - Madeleine McCann has not been sighted at the Test Match at Trent Bridge today!

I'm sure there will be some sightings over the summer months across Europe but, judging by past events, the people who claim to have seen her won't tell anyone until next year!

Having arrived on holiday in Marbella last night, the In-Laws have spent the morning on the beach and are now having lunch at a bar but so far they are unable to report any sightings of the missing girl.

Last week, throughout the ongoing events of the Kenilworth festival, no one reported seeing Madeleine McCann. Something should be done about this.

My brother and family are going to Lanzarote next month. As he and sister in law are both police officers no doubt they will be on the look out for her.

Not Born Yesterday wrote:I'm sure there will be some sightings over the summer months across Europe but, judging by past events, the people who claim to have seen her won't tell anyone until next year!

That's not fair Not Born Yesterday

Oftentimes the people who have spotted Maddie in locations as diverse as Amsterdam, Morocco or India have seen her in a shop or cafe, looking distressed in the care of a foreigner and they have called the police. A few days later.

Wallflower wrote:

Not Born Yesterday wrote:I'm sure there will be some sightings over the summer months across Europe but, judging by past events, the people who claim to have seen her won't tell anyone until next year!

That's not fair Not Born Yesterday

Oftentimes the people who have spotted Maddie in locations as diverse as Amsterdam, Morocco or India have seen her in a shop or cafe, looking distressed in the care of a foreigner and they have called the police. A few days later.

Don't forget Brazil!

Well I swear I saw half a dozen or so lookalikes yesterday whilst eating out, trouble was they all seemed happy, contented and fairly boisterous little girls so I decided not to call the police.

every day when i go to work i see loads of young girls all dressed alike and if i poined out i would see about a half a dozen that looks like madeleine from a distance ---- on a serious note though -- there will be nutters gawping at young girls on holiday --- all this crap needs stopping before a innocent child is snatched

Know body can spot her cos know one knows what she looks like.

I pass at least 4 Madeline Mccanns on the school run each day, but I can't be arsed to 'phone the hotline as I'm sure I'd be hanging on the 'phone for hours on end waiting for someone to get back to me.

fred wrote:I pass at least 4 Madeline Mccanns on the school run each day, but I can't be arsed to 'phone the hotline as I'm sure I'd be hanging on the 'phone for hours on end waiting for someone to get back to me.

Just as well, as right from the start we've been told NOT to contact the McCanns for goodness sakes, but the local police station. There's usually a bit of administrative delay in conveying your sighting to the bereft couple, but usually it takes a little under five years ....

Your news should get to them around 1217 at this rate.

Talking of 2017, you can bet they have big plans to mark the 10th anniversary.........

As I live at the seaside maybe I should start going to the beach to spot the weird man walking in the Rain. My favourite sighting,

maryh20 wrote:As I live at the seaside maybe I should start going to the beach to spot the weird man walking in the Rain. My favourite sighting,

I like eggman, he's my fave up to now.
I'm also a fan of the drunk man who was laying totally out of in the middle of the road, but recogised Gerry 'at once' when he spoke to him. I'd love to be totally incapable, then the next second as bright as a button and sober.

fred wrote:

maryh20 wrote:As I live at the seaside maybe I should start going to the beach to spot the weird man walking in the Rain. My favourite sighting,

I like eggman, he's my fave up to now.
I'm also a fan of the drunk man who was laying totally out of in the middle of the road, but recogised Gerry 'at once' when he spoke to him. I'd love to be totally incapable, then the next second as bright as a button and sober.

Magic touch some doctors! Miracles happen all the time, saving a man from death on a plane whom no one can remember - Gerry cures himself quite quickly too - an achilles injury which cleared up within hours, a virus on the 1st of August which had completely run it's course the following day - why bother with science? Just do the laying on of hands, Gerry - seems yours are magic!
And of course fred, sobering up the incapable drunks.

... Don't forget Tigger, the 'thief' who nicked Gerrys wallet, who then returned it minus the Euros. How many people mugged, get the wallet back by return post? Gezza must be quite a guy!

gerry is simply.....GOD! No wonder they drink so much wine, gerry can turn "water into wine!"...they must save a fortune at Tesco's

jd16 wrote:gerry is simply.....GOD! No wonder they drink so much wine, gerry can turn "water into wine!"...they must save a fortune at Tesco's

Still at least that is better than the "Richard and Judy" way of buying wine, sorry 'buying' was a slip of the tongue!

Would they have an 'age progression' picture of Egg Man ? Presumably He'd be a chicken by now ?

SY just released the age progression photos!

kitti wrote:Know body can spot her cos know one knows what she looks like.

Oh, I don't know, Kitti - I suspect she hasn't aged even a tiny bit.

cherry1 wrote: SY just released the age progression photos!

Aha! It was a chookie chicken what did it!

SY working late tonight, only just released this latest age progression pic!