How ludicrious

chrissie wrote:

fred wrote:http://www.brightonandhovenews.org/2013/07/24/former-bbc-royal-correspondent-shortlisted-by-brighton-pavilion-conservatives/22707

WTF!!!!

WTF indeed!!!!!

Yep  

Lioned wrote:He should fit in quite well down there.

Especially with that hairdo!

kitti wrote:

Lioned wrote:He should fit in quite well down there.

Especially with that hairdo!

That's hair? I thought a punk hamster had taken up residence.

You just couldn't ask for a more sleaze-friendly politician than the pink pimping pimp!   This is a great day indeed for British politics.

pennylane wrote:You just couldn't ask for a more sleaze-friendly politician than the pink pimping pimp!   This is a great day indeed for British politics.

Every time I see him, especially on video, I feel like I need to have a shower. He's sleazy, greasy and slimy!

AnnaEsse wrote:

pennylane wrote:You just couldn't ask for a more sleaze-friendly politician than the pink pimping pimp!   This is a great day indeed for British politics.

Every time I see him, especially on video, I feel like I need to have a shower. He's sleazy, greasy and slimy!

I feel I need to wash myself off too, Anna! Every fiber of my being recoils......

pennylane wrote:

AnnaEsse wrote:

pennylane wrote:You just couldn't ask for a more sleaze-friendly politician than the pink pimping pimp!   This is a great day indeed for British politics.

Every time I see him, especially on video, I feel like I need to have a shower. He's sleazy, greasy and slimy!

I feel I need to wash myself off too, Anna!  Every fiber of my being recoils......

I get the same feeling I get when I've been in a "greasy spoon" cafe where the over-heated oil seems to be in the air and sticks to the skin! How could anyone want that character to represent their interests as an MP?

His association with the Madeleine 'fund' will be scrutinised by his 'opponents'
Did he lie about what he said the 'fund' money 'donations' was used for?
Indeed ALL his past financial dealings with anyone can, and will, be scrutinised.
Even by the Electoral Commission that covers PPC's.
How much tax was evaded by his asking people to put money in envelopes to his employers, the very people that 'paid' him?
Etc, etc.

AnnaEsse wrote:

pennylane wrote:

AnnaEsse wrote:

pennylane wrote:You just couldn't ask for a more sleaze-friendly politician than the pink pimping pimp!   This is a great day indeed for British politics.

Every time I see him, especially on video, I feel like I need to have a shower. He's sleazy, greasy and slimy!

I feel I need to wash myself off too, Anna!  Every fiber of my being recoils......

I get the same feeling I get when I've been in a "greasy spoon" cafe where the over-heated oil seems to be in the air and sticks to the skin! How could anyone want that character to represent their interests as an MP?

Brilliant description!!!  

I just don't understand anyone wanting him as MP either.  It isn't as if he hides his slimy, duplicitous disposition well. Gerry McCann, Peter Mandelson, and Jimmy Saville all have a very similar effect on my gag reflex!

For me, this is the pic that always leads to a head-in-the-toilet-bowl moment.



It just oozes pomposity and self-importance.
Oh no - here I go again ......

almostgothic wrote:For me, this is the pic that always leads to a head-in-the-toilet-bowl moment.



It just oozes pomposity and self-importance.
Oh no - here I go again ......

Just think! Somebody married that slimy geeza!  

almostgothic wrote:For me, this is the pic that always leads to a head-in-the-toilet-bowl moment.



It just oozes pomposity and self-importance.
Oh no - here I go again ......

Thanks a lot!

  about that!

Still, the hustings might be ...err ... interesting.
Oh to be a fly on an opposing candidate's rosette.
Not answering questions for 'operational reasons' ain't gonna cut it in the electoral arena ...

almostgothic wrote:  about that!

Still, the hustings might be ...err ... interesting.
Oh to be a fly on an opposing candidate's rosette.
Not answering questions for 'operational reasons' ain't gonna cut it in the electoral arena ...

If Lucas does her homework right, and i'm sure we could 'help' her, this man will 'resign' before he even has chance to contest the seat!
CL: "so, Mr Mitchell what exactly is, or was, your connection to at least 2 convicted fraudsters, possibly 3, if Metodo3 are charged"?
CM: "er, erm, er i don't even know Kevin Halligan or Fiona MacKeown, the benefits cheat, who stole over £51,000 or indeed Carlos .............oh blast, did i just say that?"
CL: "ok Mr Mitchell what exactly is, or was your connection to Andy Coulson?"
CM: "Andy WHO?"
CL: "you know, the Andy Coulson that employed you at the last election as his right hand man and who is now facing a conspiracy to pervert the course of justice trial in England and a perjury trial in Scotland"
CM: "oh, THAT Andy"
CL: "yes that Andy, who has admitted to a parliamentary select committe that he paid police officers for information on high profile cases, which is illegal"
CL: "Did you know anything about Coulson's alleged illegal activities Mr Mitchell?"
CM " yeah, no, yeah so i don't know"
CL: "how much income tax was evaded when you told people to put money in envelopes and send those envelopes to you employers?"
CM: I couldn't possibly answer that due to operational reasons"
CL: "How many teeth do you have in your mouth, Mr Mitchell?"
________________________________________________________
Clarance Mitchell 23 February 2010: "the disappearance of Madeleine remains a complete MYSTERY"

Snipped from jeans post..
"CL: "How many teeth do you have in your mouth, Mr Mitchell?"

 Brilliant!

oh fabulous   takes me a long time but now I get the Pink one andy Coulson and Rebecca link with those awful people who think theyre parents.; jimo.

jeanmonroe wrote:His association with the Madeleine 'fund' will be scrutinised by his 'opponents'
Did he lie about what he said the 'fund' money 'donations' was used for?
Indeed ALL his past financial dealings with anyone can, and will, be scrutinised.
Even by the Electoral Commission that covers PPC's.
How much tax was evaded by his asking people to put money in envelopes to his employers, the very people that 'paid' him?
Etc, etc.

Every cloud has a silver lining  

jeanmonroe wrote:His association with the Madeleine 'fund' will be scrutinised by his 'opponents'
Did he lie about what he said the 'fund' money 'donations' was used for?
Indeed ALL his past financial dealings with anyone can, and will, be scrutinised.
Even by the Electoral Commission that covers PPC's.
How much tax was evaded by his asking people to put money in envelopes to his employers, the very people that 'paid' him?
Etc, etc.

I hope the press report the facts when he is even asked these queries. His answers (or reluctance to answer) should be enough to guarantee his defeat. His role in managing the news/press is, to say the least, worrisome.

A chuckle-worthy bit of early morning reading for ya.
Enjoy!  

The Tory campaign in Brighton Pavilion: not getting off to a Grand start

http://notesbrokensociety.wordpress.com/tag/clarence-mitchell/

 OMG! Lets hope we see more of this rubbish from him over the months to come  

   Clarence is a buffoon, it's going to be a joy to watch him fail in his new career.


He's the Gerald Ratner of PR and he will prove to be the Gerald Ratner of politics.

I honestly can´t imagine anyone voting for him, you would have to be seriously lacking something to vote him into office.

I think more people would vote for this lot than vote for Clarence!

Sadly i think mitchell will fit the bill very well as a Tory mp but good to see he's already put his foot in it.

Brighton Pavilion is a funny seat where anything could happen but the Tories havn't won for a good few years so hopefully he'll be seen for what he is,a buffoon with little brain.(probably make a good Mayor of London actually).


General Election 2010: Brighton Pavilion[10]

Party Candidate Votes % ±%

Green Caroline Lucas 16,238 31.3 +9.4
Labour Nancy Platts 14,986 28.9 -6.5
Conservative Charlotte Vere 12,275 23.7 -0.2
Liberal Democrat Berni Millam 7,159 13.8 -2.7
UKIP Nigel Carter 948 1.8 +0.6
Socialist Labour Ian C.Fyvie 148 0.3 -0.0
Citizens for Undead Rights and Equality Soraya Anne Kara 61 0.1 *
Independent Leo Atreides 19 0.0 *
Majority 1,252 2.4
Turnout 51,834 70.0 +7.7
Green gain from Labour Swing +8.4

almostgothic wrote:A chuckle-worthy bit of early morning reading for ya.
Enjoy!  

The Tory campaign in Brighton Pavilion: not getting off to a Grand start

http://notesbrokensociety.wordpress.com/tag/clarence-mitchell/

GOOD