SKY NEWS REPORT THE MCCANNS ARRIVAL

http://news.sky.com/skynews/mcannstearfelt/return

sky news crime reporter martin brunt has reported gerry and kate mccanns arrival in portugal he said"its heartbreaking to see poor kate fighting for her daughter and her familys untarnished reputation" the mccanns arrived quietly which is what they wanted as usual no fuss no press just a loving mother and father wanting justice. martin said "kate arrived bouyant and sporting a new hairstyle and elequently dressed befitting her. gerry mccann said [quote] we are here for margaret nothing else the money would just be a bonus in our search[unquote] he looked around nervously and said "martin you haven,t seen a wee blonde portugese woman with a mic running about have you ? no i said to which gerry replied "thank fuck last time i nearly let my guard down and punched her lol ,eh kate "..."yes" said kate cringing and taking a step back her left eye quivering.
martin asked them if it was a rush to get here with the case due tomorrow "eh a bit said gerry infact we were packed but kate remembered to give sean his to do list , you know the usual don,t lock the door eh lock it and if any brown envelopes come through the post to put them on daddys desk etc" when martin asked him about how he thought the trial would go with amaral gerry said " well as you know all we want is the truth to be told and this our first step infact its a good marketing ploy with the pound to the euro at the moment " they were then ushered away by clarence mitchell sporting his new gary barlow pink haircut something you don,t see on many ambulance chasers.

Love it Bigeeeee

You fouled me untill I read Margaret.

you got me that time

You really had me going there big_I - the first couple of lines, I was thinking WTF until the "Margaret" bit.

You had me going too, big yin, until I had read a few lines and checked out your authentic looking link! See you Jimmy!!!

AnnaEsse wrote:You had me going too, big yin, until I had read a few lines and checked out your authentic looking link! See you Jimmy!!!

did gerry actually call maddie margaret ever? was this on video? or a myth?

amethyst wrote:did gerry actually call maddie margaret ever? was this on video? or a myth?

i,m sure its on video somewhere amethyst

ah big al, i'm on top of most videos and have a photographic / good memory , i don't recall this one, though i remember discussions, anyone with any clues/pointers as to interviewer, month, etc, appreciated

amethyst wrote:ah big al, i'm on top of most videos and have a photographic / good memory , i don't recall this one, though i remember discussions, anyone with any clues/pointers as to interviewer, month, etc, appreciated

i havent amethyst but i,m sure its true and somebody might know of a video of it

I thought the name Margaret had developed from Gerry's blog having Madeleine's name spelled wrongly on several occasions.

AnnaEsse wrote:I thought the name Margaret had developed from Gerry's blog having Madeleine's name spelled wrongly on several occasions.

you could be right there annaesse ...there might not be a video but i,m sure somebody will have a screenshot of the site ,not much goes past us lol

ok thanks big al no worries, don't know anna about that

Thanks, big_l, you've cheered me up!

renoir wrote:Thanks, big_l, you've cheered me up!

YW renoir

much needed tonight big l,
cheered me up before i go to bed,
looking forward to tomorrow,
soo funny

I even tried the link........ caught me again

Well done big_l, that one really caught me out.

I can't believe you got me again

I was believing all that till half way through

Big-l you need a good spanking
I was calling Brunt a c.unt before I reached margaret

You're the best

Excellent stuff,

Will you be doing any 'tweeting' today by any chance ???

Cheers big1, I started laughing before I read it, knew it would be good