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Post  Chris on Sat 5 May - 10:36

Maddy Story Not Dead

By Our Criminal Staff

There was rejoicing in Fleet Street last night at the news that Madeleine McCann story might not be dead. There have been sightings of the story in the Daily Express and the Daily Mail for years, but now police have confirmed that a mock-up of the missing child could appear in all papers prominently.

Said a senior police chief, "We have discovered this thing called Photoshop which PC Laptop has asked his 12 year old son to operate and which has yielded an important lead story. We are going to follow this up with new mock-ups at regular intervals. At last we are getting somewhere, ie Portugal for an agreeable fact-finding trip."


Private Eye Issue 1313 4 May 2012


(Surely they are not taking the p*ss? Ed)

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Post  fedrules on Sat 5 May - 11:18

I think they most certainly are...;)

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Post  keepingmum on Sat 5 May - 13:09

good old Private Eye!

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Post  James on Sat 5 May - 13:14

Would be great if Private Eye would investigate. This magazine has done great work over the years exposing crooks.

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Post  keepingmum on Sat 5 May - 13:26

would love to meet Ian Hislop and have a "chat" with him. Met some people with the same name but they were Hyslops! Bum!

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Post  Guest on Sat 5 May - 13:34

keepingmum wrote:would love to meet Ian Hislop and have a "chat" with him. Met some people with the same name but they were Hyslops! Bum!


You'll have to wait in line .................. Hislop was getting on famously with Nancy Dell'Olio on last nights HIGNFY!

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Post  keepingmum on Sat 5 May - 14:57

really?

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Post  tanszi on Sat 5 May - 18:27

i like Nancy.

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