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Zulu's,thousands of them !

Have they got bank accounts ?

Lioned wrote:Zulu's,thousands of them !

Have they got bank accounts ?

Haul 'im in, that Zulu warrior,

Haul 'im in, that Zulu Chief, Chief, Chief!

jeanmonroe wrote:

Lioned wrote:Zulu's,thousands of them !

Have they got bank accounts ?

Haul 'im in, that Zulu warrior,

Haul 'im in, that Zulu Chief, Chief, Chief!

Ooo-er. I just put that in to get something starting witih Z.
BUT.....

Wasn't one of the theories that Maddie's biological father was a sperm donor from Birmingham?
Did you know that Zulus also come from Birmingham?
I didn't! I just found it out!   

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birmingham_Zulus

Yes i knew that,we had to put up the barricades once or twice down the Den in the eighties,not quite Rorkes Drift but a little scary for some.

With all the other strange goings on that night i dont suppose a few Zulus would have looked out of place.

OK, so the updated list of suspects is now -


Arab (with yacht)
Burglars (3, with mobiles)
Cleaners (with white van)
Dead Paedophile (with son, who burns mail)
Eggman (no face)
Foreigners (swarthy)
Goncalo Amaral (according to Pink cesspit)
Huelva residents
Itinerant workers
Japanese business men
Kidnappers (who have yet to send ransom note)
Loiterer on stairs smoking fag
Moroccans
New Age Hippies in converted van (see Dead Paedophile, above)
Old couple who sneaked in to apt to comfort crying child
Posh Spice lookalike
Queen's Estate worker
Russian looking woman in beret and trench coat = may be married to Russian Olygog (see what I just did there? BOGOF!   )
Smithman
Tractorman (dead)
Unidentified Flying Objects
Volcano Man
Waiters (ex) from Ocean Club
Xpat with dodgy eye
Yvonne Martin Man
Zulus (from Birmingham).

Any more for any more?   

 Brilliant, Iris!   

I'll go along with that but would like to see my Russian Olygog on the list,maybe he could be the common law partner of Russian looking woman !
Also are we assuming the Gypsies are in the clear ? Maybe thats fair as they have been persecuted enough,what with having all their blonde kids taken away.

No Germans ?

Lioned wrote:I'll go along with that but would like to see my Russian Olygog on the list,maybe he could be the common law partner of Russian looking woman !
Also are we assuming the Gypsies are in the clear ? Maybe thats fair as they have been persecuted enough,what with having all their blonde kids taken away.

No Germans ?

The dead pedophile whose son burns mail had a wife who was German.

X could be the expat with the dodgy eye.

Strangely enough, last time I had a trip to Birmingham fish market I thought I saw a few Zulu about.  Those ones with the shields and spears not wearing much.  Would they be them?

fuzeta wrote:Strangely enough, last time I had a trip to Birmingham fish market I thought I saw a few Zulu about.  Those ones with the shields and spears not wearing much.  Would they be them?

Could be fuzeta, there was a few escaped from Michael Caine and Stanley Baker at Rourke's Drift....

malena stool wrote:

fuzeta wrote:Strangely enough, last time I had a trip to Birmingham fish market I thought I saw a few Zulu about.  Those ones with the shields and spears not wearing much.  Would they be them?

Could be fuzeta, there was a few escaped from Michael Caine and Stanley Baker at Rourke's Drift....

  Do you know Malena I thought I caught a glimpse of Michael Caine. One sees all sorts at Birmingham fish market.

fuzeta wrote:

malena stool wrote:

fuzeta wrote:Strangely enough, last time I had a trip to Birmingham fish market I thought I saw a few Zulu about.  Those ones with the shields and spears not wearing much.  Would they be them?

Could be fuzeta, there was a few escaped from Michael Caine and Stanley Baker at Rourke's Drift....

  Do you know Malena I thought I caught a glimpse of Michael Caine.  One sees all sorts at Birmingham fish market.

Norra Lorra pepul no that!   (Has to be said with a cockney accent)...

malena stool wrote:

fuzeta wrote:

malena stool wrote:

fuzeta wrote:Strangely enough, last time I had a trip to Birmingham fish market I thought I saw a few Zulu about.  Those ones with the shields and spears not wearing much.  Would they be them?

Could be fuzeta, there was a few escaped from Michael Caine and Stanley Baker at Rourke's Drift....

  Do you know Malena I thought I caught a glimpse of Michael Caine.  One sees all sorts at Birmingham fish market.

Norra Lorra pepul no that!   (Has to be said with a cockney accent)...

  

We need to turn these into Barbies or other action figures. Or Lego mini figurines. Collect all 26!   

Iris wrote:We need to turn these into Barbies or other action figures.  Or Lego mini figurines.  Collect all 26!   

Certainly will make a change from high quality wristbands   

Iris wrote:We need to turn these into Barbies or other action figures.  Or Lego mini figurines.  Collect all 26!   

Maybe with a board game to be sold on a certain site, bringing in much needed funding. Best not give any ideas !!!!

All of the figures will need to have interchangeable heads if you want to re-create the week in 2007. With the ever changing stories and statements I think it better if you could swap the heads, or you could provide additional Gerry heads for when he is signing kids out of two different crèches at the same time. You know - two additional Kate and Gerry heads absolutely free when you buy the full set of tapas mini figures.

Now, we only need to figure out if there were 7, 8, 9 or 10 tapas.

mossman wrote:All of the figures will need to have interchangeable heads if you want to re-create the week in 2007.  With the ever changing stories and statements I think it better if you could swap the heads, or you could provide additional Gerry heads for when he is signing kids out of two different crèches at the same time.  You know - two additional Kate and Gerry heads absolutely free when you buy the full set of tapas mini figures.

Now, we only need to figure out if there were 7, 8, 9 or 10 tapas.

Brilliant Mossman.  Yes it needs to be got right before it goes into mass production.  Off course it will need to be added to every couple of weeks as new suspects are revealed. Basically it could be a real money spinner, the more suspects the better