Re: Wayne Rooney [Looks like Mr Potatohead -is a total tosspot)] Thread

[kitti]

So all that money couldnt stop it getting into the papers...

[wjk]

So is Rooney one of the 'three'?

[chrissie]

So is Rooney one of the 'three'?

I reckon so. Who are the other two though? Possibly SG? Dunno?

[Guest]

So is Rooney one of the 'three'?

I reckon so. Who are the other two though? Possibly SG? Dunno?

apparently not.

[chrissie]

So is Rooney one of the 'three'?

I reckon so. Who are the other two though? Possibly SG? Dunno?

apparently not.

Ok spill Marky

[wjk]

So is Rooney one of the 'three'?

I reckon so. Who are the other two though? Possibly SG? Dunno?

apparently not.

Ok spill Marky

Yeah, what do you know??

[Guest]

So is Rooney one of the 'three'?

I reckon so. Who are the other two though? Possibly SG? Dunno?

apparently not.

Ok spill Marky

Yeah, what do you know??

only what i read in the papers. rooney is not one of the three and i did say 'apparently'.

[Lioned]

I think it would be reasonable to deduce that any England players who are still free and single have nothing particularly to fear.Like Jermaine Defoe who i think has had a string of girlfriends,Theo woolcott has a 'long time' sweatheart by all accounts,and Fat Frank left his fiance' in a squalid little flat with their two kids and ran off cuddling his £33M squid to play with the smiley one.David James i think is divorced had 4 kids and probably nothing much to worry about axcept maybe some old betting scams involving letting in dodgy goals.Ashley Cole is a serial adulterer who might be quite boastfully pleased at the 'recognition'.
Not sure about some of the others but my 'favourites' would be maybe some more juicy stuff on Crouch who's probably still begging Abbey for one more chance.John Terry aint in the clear yet and theres bound to be more about him.Joe Cole is a young man with a young wife and a lot to loose and probably likes to copy his piers.Steve Gerard is probably hanging on by his finger nails but the all time favourite is probably Rio who thinks he's the teflon man,got away with 'missing' his drug test a few years ago cos he forgot ! Kicked a lady steward in the tunnel at chelsea and just about survived that one but is implicated in rooneys affairs as they are quite close,so i'd put money on him.

[Guest]

I reckon so. Who are the other two though? Possibly SG? Dunno?

apparently not.

Ok spill Marky

Yeah, what do you know??

only what i read in the papers. rooney is not one of the three and i did say 'apparently'.

add to that i haven't read anything about an injunction on rooney being lifted only that his lawyers didn't think they'd get one.

[Lioned]

Oh yeh.I forgot about Glen Johnson who had a loan spell at Millwall some years back and got caught nicking a bog seat from our local B & Q with my old mate Ben May.................

Made the local rags that did but the NotW might want to give it a re run........

[Guest]

Oh yeh.I forgot about Glen Johnson who had a loan spell at Millwall some years back and got caught nicking a bog seat from our local B & Q with my old mate Ben May.................

Made the local rags that did but the NotW might want to give it a re run........

a bog seat, huh? quality.

[wjk]

apparently not.

Ok spill Marky

Yeah, what do you know??

only what i read in the papers. rooney is not one of the three and i did say 'apparently'.

add to that i haven't read anything about an injunction on rooney being lifted only that his lawyers didn't think they'd get one.

yep, that makes sense, I think we'd have heard of the injunction being lifted if he was one of the three

[fedrules]

I think it would be reasonable to deduce that any England players who are still free and single have nothing particularly to fear.Like Jermaine Defoe who i think has had a string of girlfriends,Theo woolcott has a 'long time' sweatheart by all accounts,and Fat Frank left his fiance' in a squalid little flat with their two kids and ran off cuddling his £33M squid to play with the smiley one.David James i think is divorced had 4 kids and probably nothing much to worry about axcept maybe some old betting scams involving letting in dodgy goals.Ashley Cole is a serial adulterer who might be quite boastfully pleased at the 'recognition'.
Not sure about some of the others but my 'favourites' would be maybe some more juicy stuff on Crouch who's probably still begging Abbey for one more chance.John Terry aint in the clear yet and theres bound to be more about him.Joe Cole is a young man with a young wife and a lot to loose and probably likes to copy his piers.Steve Gerard is probably hanging on by his finger nails but the all time favourite is probably Rio who thinks he's the teflon man,got away with 'missing' his drug test a few years ago cos he forgot ! Kicked a lady steward in the tunnel at chelsea and just about survived that one but is implicated in rooneys affairs as they are quite close,so i'd put money on him.

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What a rum bunch they are..but their extra-marital affairs are not of national importance and the tabloids are causing a lot of pain with these revelations.

[Lioned]

What a rum bunch they are..but their extra-marital affairs are not of national importance and the tabloids are causing a lot of pain with these revelations.

I agree but clearly the press have found themselves another little golden goose.Its reminding me a bit of the old days when you knew if the press found one of the Royals in a pub with their pants down it meant there wasn't much else going on in the World.

Except these footballers 'sell' their shirts to young kids who wear them with pride and want to emulate them.Thousands of us pay at the gates every week to watch them play.Englands awful form at the World Cup was clearly ,in part,due to off the field problems.Anyone whos into football knows this lot let us down bad.

Anyway 'Juicy Jenny's' got another 13 of them up her sleeve so its going to run for some time yet.;

[kitti]

Perhaps CAPELLO is one off them lol


Theres more to come out about rooney......i think he was ONE off the three who had an injuction but i dont know if it can be PARTIALLY lifted just to have a few details come out.


I heard more about him but im not sure if its true.......i mean i heard that he got PHYSICAL with his wife....dont know about that tho.

[fred]

Hell of a lot of rumours going around, how much is true though?

[Panda]

I see Rooney has started scoring goals again in Internationals, maybe Coleen has forgiven him.!!

[wjk]

I see Rooney has started scoring goals again in Internationals, maybe Coleen has forgiven him.!!

I think she's give him the boot!
Probably what he wanted anyway. now he'll get on with what he obviously prefers to do
He's vile, god knows why she stayed with him after the last time!

[Guest]

back page on the sun today...

wayne takes the swiss to the coleeners.

classic

[Lioned]

I think wayne has a swiss roll would have been a good one as well.

[Guest]

and the front page was a picture of the two hoes under the banner 'wayne's one - two'.

[Panda]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1310458/Wayne-Rooney-tried-score-THIRD-girl-Samii-Darnley.html

Hot off the Press but I"ll leave some one else to show the Article

[Guest]

the everton fans will be wearing bob marley wigs for tomorrows visit by man utd and they will be singing "no woman no kai."

[Lioned]

I see John Terry's offered to pop round anytime to comfort Coleen........



Actually Coleen says their marriage is totally ruined. In fact, it's completely Shrecked.



Course rooney aint the brightest button in the box...... He hired a stripper from the Yellow Pages and someone came round and took off all his wallpaper.


So then Wayne wanted to prove to his fiance that he was'nt so dumb. So he decided he was going to paint the house while she was out shopping.

When Coleen got home, she noticed that he was digging through the closet looking for something. When she asked him what he was doing, he said, "The paint can said, 'for best results to use two coats'."

[Lioned]

Looks like rooneys bottled it.............

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