Quotes and Sayings

Trust in God, but tie up your camel.

Talking of camels - may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

The driven snow will always turn slushy.....

Life is like a blanket of snow.
Be careful how you step on it.
Every step will show.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. ~Mark Twain

Snow eventually thaws and goes down the sewer.

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said that it'd be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.

Snowflakes are kisses from heaven

Now I thought that was made up but there are plenty of links to sayings and poems about snowflakes and heaven!

May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

If someone has something bad to say about you, it's probably because they have nothing good to say about themselves.

If you cant be good, be careful

“After three days men grow weary, of a wench, a guest, and weather rainy.”
― Benjamin Franklin

When it was dark, you always carried the sun in your hand for me.

One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them

Thomas Sewell

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

if it's not broken don't fix it

A poor workman always blames his tools

don't throw the baby out with the bathwater

Never follow a chicken across the road if you want to eat it for breakfast.

A very old saying I found written on the back of a door a long while ago, I've changed the very last word from the obvious because I didn't want to offend anyone, the fingers were actually drawn on the door.

When things go wrong, as they often will,
Your road it seems goes all uphill,
Your funds are low your debts are high,
You want to laugh, but can only cry,
It's then you think, "It's time to quit."
Don't turn to me, I don't care a bit.

Last night i shot an elephant in my pyjamas.How he got into my pyjamas i have no idea.

Lioned wrote:Last night i shot an elephant in my pyjamas.How he got into my pyjamas i have no idea.

 

It's the fact you have a gun that worries me..  

It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link of the chain of destiny can be handled at a time." ~ Winston Churchill