Quotes and Sayings

A wise man will spot the difference between a stick and a boomerang.

If in this world you want to rise, sit on a pin and close your eyes

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

The apple never falls far from the tree

The difference between God and a Doctor is, God doesn't think he's a Doctor.

Home is where the heart is

Champagne taste on beer money.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves

A man a day keeps the blues away

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Im trying to think of a saying but cant remember it all -

something about..........repent at your leisure (cant remember the first bit)

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

According to the Daily Mail, it's true!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1311263/Proved-Those-marry-haste-DO-repent-leisure.html

Thats it, thanks NBY

All good things come to those who wait

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Never make love in a cornfield for even the corn has ears

Never drink water because fish make love in water.

Don't step on people on your way up to the top, you might meet them again on your way down

let sleeping dogs lie

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

money is the root of all evil (and how true that is proving to be these days !)

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

don't beat about the bush

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.