Diary of a Naive Woman (aged 39 and three quarters)

Saturday 29th December
Advantage-Gez

I spent a lovely evening with Sukdeep, dining in his brother Vaj-rims new restaurant; ‘The Tight Hole of Calcutta’. It’s a fusion restaurant, namely con-fusion as some of the menu translations owe more to imagination than to palate.

I returned home to find my sweaty employers hard at it on the living room carpet. It seems they’ve been catching up on a bit of ‘love action’. Gez being 40-Love up on the Nintendo Wii Sports Tennis game as his wheelchaired wife struggled to return his fast action serve.

It’s not for me to say of course, but the man does seem, on occasion, to take himself a little bit too seriously. He'd only gone and got changed into his tennis gear and court shoes. “Advantage Gez”, I heard him mock as I smuggled Sukdeep into my living quarters.

Sunday 30th December
No rest for the naïve.

With everyone back home, (well not quite everyone) it looks like the New Years Eve party is back on. Her ladyshits out in the ‘Renault’ delivering invites for, get this, their Hollywood themed New Years Eve Party.

I’ve been told I’ve got to wear an appropriate costume, thank heavens I kept my Marylyn wig from way back. Aunty Phil’s already slaving over the ‘singer’ as she sews her secret costume.

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Diary of a 39 year old woman is a work of fiction, honest, its not real you know, pure fantasy, well maybe one character is real!