Wayne Rooney [Looks like Mr Potatohead -is a total tosspot)] Thread

[Lioned]

I would like to make it quite clear that,in the interests of Englands World Cup exploits, at no time have i ever thought that Wayne Rooney looks like Mr Potato Head nor that Rio Ferdinand (though now crocked out) looks like that bloke in the Simpsons.
Nor that any other England player looks like a cartoon character,whatsoever,cheers. Lioned.

Edited following yesterdays football,as i have now changed my mind............

[Lioned]

Not shrek either !

[AnnaEsse]

I've never thought of any of the players like that Lioned, but now that you mention it....

[Lioned]

It depends on how they perform.For the moment they are all Hero's but i may change my mind come saturday night.........

[Lioned]

wayne rooney has now been officially relegated to lowercase.

[Lioned]

Seems that amongst the rampant rumours circulating the net regarding the appalling behaviour of our World Cup Hero's,includes a certain person (who looks a bit like a potato) getting caught in SA with a nice lady who was helping him find his way home in the middle of the night as he had got lost looking for his stolen Rupert the Bear goes to Crinkle Wood book (pop up edition).
Not for the first time has this England star been helped with his reading by a nice lady in the middle of the night.Allegedly his performance was not quite as good as that on the pitch the following day.

[Guest]

Well, I hate to think how extensive the depilation might have been:

[Alfiefinn]

Ew, thanks carmen (I think).

Now you've made me nervous. I am concerned that Rooney may have misunderstood Capello's tactical advice for possible future matches.
I believe he told him to "go for a Brazillian"

[Lioned]

Well if rumours are true he certainly did his best, off the field that is.

[Panda]

Reports in the Sunday Mirror and NOTW suggest Rooney will not be going to Switzerland with the Team
because of allegations concerning his Private Life. Could this have been the reason he never performed in the
World Cup Matches.?

I have no sympathy for him nor his Wife.

[wantthetruth]

Reports in the Sunday Mirror and NOTW suggest Rooney will not be going to Switzerland with the Team
because of allegations concerning his Private Life. Could this have been the reason he never performed in the
World Cup Matches.?

I have no sympathy for him nor his Wife.

I most certainly have sympathy for his wife. Nobody deserves to be treated like that.

[fred]

He did it before with "Auld Slapper"

[Panda]

Reports in the Sunday Mirror and NOTW suggest Rooney will not be going to Switzerland with the Team
because of allegations concerning his Private Life. Could this have been the reason he never performed in the
World Cup Matches.?

I have no sympathy for him nor his Wife.

I most certainly have sympathy for his wife. Nobody deserves to be treated like that.

I can"t remember her name but she was a typical WAG, quite happy to spend, spend, spend and since is not
the first time Rooney has been caught cheating why does she stay with him?

[buildersbum]

Hmm!! dont think it was just Auld Slapper, couple more as well............



In July 2004 the Sunday Mirror revealed how he had paid £140 to romp with prostitute Charlotte Glover, then 21, before leaving her with a signed autograph as a souvenir.

Then, a month later, the Sunday Mirror ­revealed how he had sex with prostitute Gina McCarrick, 37 at a £45-a-time brothel in ­Liverpool, which he visited 10 times and where he was caught on CCTV. He also had sex there with a 48-year-old grandmother known as “Auld Slapper”, who wore a rubber catsuit.


Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/09/04/wayne-rooney-cheats-on-pregnant-wife-coleen-with-1k-a-night-prostitute-115875-22537906/#ixzz0ydqfXA7E

[Panda]

Sounds like he needs therapy like Michael Douglas had. Obviously playing Football does not tire him out.